I'd like to extend an offer to Sienna Milano. I will do her next massage session for free. That's right free. I do this because I'm a big hearted humanitarian. So Sienna, let me do you this favor. It's therapy for me too

Ahh! It feels good to give back to the community.

Carli Banks.

Brett Rossi.

I thought I'd post a few notable gash. I'll start it off with the legendary Miss Impulse. She's has the same status as the fastest gun in the west would have in years past. She's widely thought to have the hottest pussy on the net.

When you pickup a chick and take her home. There's the moment her pants come off.and it's a crap shoot. You don't know what you gonna get.....continued

You might find a thick brush pile that your dick's not long to smash through. She may have flappy discolored, purple piss flaps that you won't touch

The way I see it. these would all be welcome sites in that moment of chance, Trophies that you'd go back and fuck again....The kind you go around bragging about.

This crafty chick put her hand next to her pussy so you could use it to gage size. It's like some fucking Himalayan explorer putting his pickaxe next to a bigfoot track.

Hey lady? Next time put a fucking pickaxe next to it.

This one thinks she's being original.... I want my picture taken upside down. Yeah, we already seen that.

I think she needs to be cued in. Nobody gives a fuck about your creativity or self expression. That pussy is the ONLY thing you have of any interest. If you didn't have that we have a bounty on you.

 I should have done what my Grandpa told me to do. He said "boy, be a God damned pornstar" I never listen.

When you get a girlfriend that's a 10, you hold her in high esteem. That is, until she farts. You then drop her down from a 10 to a 9. You realize that she has flaws. Later she will become confortable enough to take a shit while you're shaving. That takes away 2 points. If she's really rotten you subtract 3 points. Now, that 10 that you started dating......well now she's a 6.

She eventually will start complaining about trivial shit. . . . . ALL THE TIME.  You must deduct 1 point for this. She will for sure never be satisfied and will find fault with everything that you do. For this you must take 2 points from her hotness score. (continued)

You can look forward to and count on walking through the door after a long work shift and having her point out to you, what you are not doing enough of,  what you're doing too much of and what you're not doing at all.

For this you must subtract 2 points. It really should be three but she only has three left. Now, what was once a 10 is a fucking 1. You don't want a 1 for a girlfriend so it's time to move on.

With that in mind ol' Brenda here is a 10 who will quickly move down through the ranks of hotness until she's a 1. Then do it all over again. Maybe that's why they have dorks for boyfriends.

Kissa Sins is the wife of porn legend Johnny Sins. .....Know your porn trivia. .....It might get you some skull if you run into a pornstar,..... but proably not.

Kissa Sins I would have to assume is an outstanding performer in the sack. Johnny Sins married her. He's slapped around a lot of pussy. Once again I'm going to stick my ass out the window here and assume he knows great pussy from good pussy.

She must have fucked him like an axe murderer to stand out from the others. Well done Kissa.

I've often wondered. When a man and his wife are out somewhere and they run across a pornstar. Does he say something? Like. hey I know you. You're Kissa Sins. He's kinda fucked if he does because his wife will surely ask him 'Who was that?" He'd say "Why that was pornstar Kissa Sins." in effect admitting that he'd been watching porn when he's in the man cave.

If he does that she will make his life a hellish fucking nighmare for the next 30 years or until A) He finally can take no more of her sick games and strangles her with the E string from his guitar. Or B) After spending all of his money and torching his car, he fashions a noose and hangs himself.

It's a little known fact that Spank The Butcher and porn legend Johnny Sins go way back.

Here's a picture of our last trip to France. He was so drunk he shit in the bathtub at our hotel. When he passed out I stuffed $10.00 worth of quarters up his ass. When he woke up he came running out of the bathroom screaming "We rich, we're rich" He thought he could shit quarters for the rest of his life.

Spank The Butcher with legendary pornstar Johnny Sins The trail of drunkeness and destruction they left behind them has earned these two a 10 year ban from France.

r/AshleyAlban, she's known for her ass. here she's walking on a treadmill.

Here's one of her mountain. I can't call it a pussy mound because it's a mountain. Cameltoe Mountain. I'm not sure that you can even fuck it. It appears to have it's own gravitational orbit. Like a giant Sun or planet.

You could get sucked into a black hole or you dick could. That fucker could suck you right in. I'd laugh. Your dick could be in a different dimension. Comedy gold.

She's going to piss off a lot of Camels with that big cunt. Camels are real pricks. They spit, they drool, they fuck with you in all ways.

Camels will make your life a hellish nightmare, Camels will make you envy the dead. Moral of this story,,,,,,,,,Camels.......Don't fuck with them.

Is that a ski jump? Wow! Picture a tiny skier skiing down her belly on his way to the ramp on Cameltoe Mt. He hits launch point and is airborne. She lets a rotten fart. The Methane from the fart is lighter than air therefore he can no longer remain airborne.

He falls from the air. He falls all the way down to the much feared but seldom penetrated asshole. He ends up way down in her fucking asshole. Nobody will go in that dirty cave...he's dead. The little skier is dead because he's a dumb fucker. . The funny thing is that , her asshole is his final resting place. I'd laugh like a bitch. Comedy gold.

Here we have a satellite view of the summit of Cameltoe Mountain. The summit has never been reached by a team of climbers. The trail to the summit is littered with bodies of those who have tried. What makes Cameltoe Mt. so dangerous is not just it's incredible height and the pithch and grade but it has the ever dangerous Coin Slot Crevasse that runs almost it's entire length.

All it takes is one slippery spot and ypur done climbing. forever. There's a 6,000 ft drop straight down into Piss Drip Valley. The nearest help available is 3 miles down in Stiff Bone Inlet and those cunts probably won't cum for you. Moral of the story is stay the fuck away from Cameltoe Mountain.

Mt. Cameltoe Revisited. Since our last report on Cameltoe Mountain tere has been an inordinate amout or fatalities.  These three fearless, thrill seekers are setting out on a trek to be the first team to ever get on top of Cameltoe Mt. The expedition is led by Spank The Butcher who apparently makes porn GIFs by day, His two team members are Johnny Sins the legendary pornstar. Johnny is said to be an expert who's been atop many such mounds. Third is infamous pervert Max Hardcore. After a prison stint for indecency, he's ready for some action and hopes this trip will score him miles of fresh pussy.

Our three adventurers relaxing on the beach before heading out to scale Cameltoe Mt. (L to R) Max Hardcore notorious pervert, Spank The Butcher GIF maker and Johnny Sins legendary pornstar.

And they said Max Hardcore was the pervert...

Valeri An, trophy fuck material. Much like hunting big game in the wild. Hunting cunt in the wild generally aims for the same goals. Spot a trophy and use your wits so that in the end you end up stuffing and mounting them.

I'll post more images of her tonight. Thank you for looking.

A delightful example of some steaming, hot pussy that should be fucked without remorse, without conscience and without mercy. Good day.

Tina Ross (Lauren Wilde) Retro Pornstar Hairy Pussy.

Aliases: Laurien Wilde, Tina Ross, Tina Ronnie, Tina Ashley, Christy Boyd, Lauren Summers

Lauren Wilde was a beautiful brunette porn star that made her mark in the adult industry at the dawn of the eighties. She made her first on screen appearance in 1982 when she was nineteen. Lauren went on to perform in around ten films during her triple-X career. Sadly, Lauren Wilde’s life was ended in a tragic car crash in 1984.

She posts on at least one big site that I know of. She posts under the name Naughty Ginger. She has an awesome body.