Here's one of her mountain. I can't call it a pussy mound because it's a mountain. Cameltoe Mountain. I'm not sure that you can even fuck it. It appears to have it's own gravitational orbit. Like a giant Sun or planet.

You could get sucked into a black hole or you dick could. That fucker could suck you right in. I'd laugh. Your dick could be in a different dimension. Comedy gold.

She's going to piss off a lot of Camels with that big cunt. Camels are real pricks. They spit, they drool, they fuck with you in all ways.

Camels will make your life a hellish nightmare, Camels will make you envy the dead. Moral of this story,,,,,,,,,Camels.......Don't fuck with them.

Is that a ski jump? Wow! Picture a tiny skier skiing down her belly on his way to the ramp on Cameltoe Mt. He hits launch point and is airborne. She lets a rotten fart. The Methane from the fart is lighter than air therefore he can no longer remain airborne.

He falls from the air. He falls all the way down to the much feared but seldom penetrated asshole. He ends up way down in her fucking asshole. Nobody will go in that dirty cave...he's dead. The little skier is dead because he's a dumb fucker. . The funny thing is that , her asshole is his final resting place. I'd laugh like a bitch. Comedy gold.

Here we have a satellite view of the summit of Cameltoe Mountain. The summit has never been reached by a team of climbers. The trail to the summit is littered with bodies of those who have tried. What makes Cameltoe Mt. so dangerous is not just it's incredible height and the pithch and grade but it has the ever dangerous Coin Slot Crevasse that runs almost it's entire length.

All it takes is one slippery spot and ypur done climbing. forever. There's a 6,000 ft drop straight down into Piss Drip Valley. The nearest help available is 3 miles down in Stiff Bone Inlet and those cunts probably won't cum for you. Moral of the story is stay the fuck away from Cameltoe Mountain.

Mt. Cameltoe Revisited. Since our last report on Cameltoe Mountain tere has been an inordinate amout or fatalities.  These three fearless, thrill seekers are setting out on a trek to be the first team to ever get on top of Cameltoe Mt. The expedition is led by Spank The Butcher who apparently makes porn GIFs by day, His two team members are Johnny Sins the legendary pornstar. Johnny is said to be an expert who's been atop many such mounds. Third is infamous pervert Max Hardcore. After a prison stint for indecency, he's ready for some action and hopes this trip will score him miles of fresh pussy.

Our three adventurers relaxing on the beach before heading out to scale Cameltoe Mt. (L to R) Max Hardcore notorious pervert, Spank The Butcher GIF maker and Johnny Sins legendary pornstar.

And they said Max Hardcore was the pervert...