I can't understand why he would be pulling one off while there's some primo pussy right before him. Maybe he's thinking. Man, I won't last 30 seconds in that bear trap of a pussy.
I'll blow off a load and then fuck her in hopes of lasting 5 minutes. Going 5 minutes would be the equivilant off lasting 15 rounds in the ring in a heavyweight bout with the current champion.
Summer sports an awesome looking pussy. If it were legal and acceptable practice to go up to a chick and throw her over your shoulder Caveman style and juust take her off and fuck her, I'd be plowing that pussy with delight.
I'm pretty sure great pussy got called snapper because it would snap shut like a bear trap. This pussy would qualify as snapper in my semi-retarded opinion.
I give sweet lovin woman. You can have some for free but you have to promise not to tell all your friends, otherwise they'll all want some.
By the looks of that pussy, I could possibly finish up in 5 minutes and be smoking a cigarette at 6 minutes. About 15 minutes would have me at a local bar bragging to anyone that would listen about the incredible pussy that I'd just bagged. . . . cont.
45 minutes would bring me knocking on her door ready to ride the rides at Summer's magic kingdom again. The whole vicious cycle would repeat a number of times.
She's a trophy piece of ass. That's a sight any man would be happy to see when he walked in the room.
That's like catching a record fish or taking some big game world record. You'd bang a lot of pussy to find one like that......
Or like getting a hole in one in golf. Many pro golfers never get one in a lifetime even though they play all the time. Once you had your dick in a prize this one should get pictures.
You'll fondly remember fucking her the rest of your life but when you try to brag to friends and family, you better have some pictures. Preferably with her passed out and you getting a selfie with your face up close to the prized kill. Then you'll have some street cred.
Sure there'll always be that one friend who will cry out "photoshopped" but fuck him. You brought down the highest value trophy pussy in the wild. So when he says that, make a fist, reach for Kansas City and drop the cocksucker where he stands. He will now believe you beause no man would defend his bullshit story with a knockout punch.
The big problem with taking a trophy is that you can't tell by looking at them what that coochie is going to look like. I've had some knockout babes that didn't have knockout pussies. It sucks.
Every woman should by law have to keep a valid (and current) picture of their pussy on them at all times. They must provide it upon request. That would save them and men a lot of time. Noo, now that I think about it. That would ruin the fun of the big game trophy pussy hunt.
The pussy parade starts with this beautifully sculpted gem. Slightly puffy, very tight appearance. I'm going to say this fine specimen has only been fucked by small dicks.
2nd up. This micro slot, innie masterpiece has beautiful lines and a hot, pinkish tone. This little slit could be fully covered using dental floss for a bikini.
3rd in line is this stunnung display of sexy flesh. My! She's taken really good care of her pussy. Never out in the sun at high noon, never caught in driving rain. Top care has been taken and it shows.
4th the event is this photogenic little treasure. Just a hint of chubby and a whole lot of boner inducing magic.
5th and final is this highly coveted work of art. Men would come from mile around to have a shot at poking this majestic jewel. I'm guessing the first guy to blow a sloppy load in this gash, will try to marry her.
If I was fucking her, that's all that I would do the entire weekend. I can see it now.
(Her) What are we going to do this weekend?
(Me) Fuck. We will be fucking this weekend. I don't even plan to get dressed. All weekend, all fucking.
(Her) Ok! But I wanted to go horseback riding.
(Me) You'll have to call those horses and tell them that you won't be able to ride them this weekend because you'll be riding me. I'm sure they'll understand.
(Her) Well Ok, will you sign up for couples yoga class with me?
(Me) Sure...If they don't mind fucking in class.
I have a place where I will eventually be laid to rest, however, this is where I where I want my dick buried.
This is Abby I have her posted in this pimpandhost gallery of innie and coin slot pussies