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Hayden's boyfriend wanted to watch her fuck another guy. She didn't want to do it but he said it would turn him on so she went along with it.

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At first he couldn't believe what a dumb fucker he was for doing this stupid shit.


However, after the initial weeping and thoughts of suicide subsided, he started getting into to the spirit of this whole fucked up plan he had insisted upon.

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He was getting dangerosly aroused now. He was thinking about throwing his buddy out and jumping on his naughty, little girlfriend. He was ready to give hera primal fuck that a wild caveman would be proud of.

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All she could think about was how she was going to get fucked as soon as this asshole was gone.

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It was time to trow him out. He needed some alone time with Hayden. He was going to fuck her beautiful pussy with blind fury. And that is what he did. The End.

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This cowgirl couldn't keep her calves together. That made this cowpoke wild as a barn full of Bobcats. He rode her hard and put her away wet.

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Aubrey, by the looks of the background, seems to have wandered into a junkyard.  She ended up naked, photographed and eventually posted at everyone's favorite image hosting site pimpandhost.com


I could be reading the whole thing wrong as well.  Maybe this photo shoot was in her own backyard.  In that case I'll be expecting to see the lovely Aubrey on an upcoming episode of Hoarders.

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That's quite the tight, little pussy. I can't imagine her even pissing out of that little box. Maybe it's like a Chinese finger trap. Oh sure! You can put it in just fine but wait until you try to pull it out. Oh fuck!.. The panic sets in as you realize that you're going to need medical professionals to get you out of there.

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The pussy that just 15 minutes earlier you looked at as if it were heaven, has now become a hellish nightmare. Yeah! Maybe you should have fucked the fatass nextdoor. She has an enormous fucking gash but at least you could get the hell out of it when you're done with it.

Maybe you'd have been better off if you stayed home altogether and masturbated. There's an old saying that applies to the hilarious situation that you're in right now. "If it's too good to be true, it is."

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Too embarrassed to call for help, you contemplate cutting it off and leaving it behind as you make an escape. No! That's too brutal and you would welcome death before that crazy bullshit. You're going to have to figure out how to get to the phone and call an ambulance. Good Luck. Ha Ha.
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A trophy pussy for any cunt hunter. One that could be relived for many years to come.


Years of bragging to anyone who would listen.


Years of watching reruns of the video you captured on your hidden cam.


Years of going over the play by play while wondering if you could have done anything better.


Years of wondering how the fuck you scored that young snizz to start with.


And yes, catching youself smelling your fingers 5 years later even though you probably washed them at least once.


Who cares? Right? The main thing is that you pulled out your trusty cock and made the kill. . . . that makes you a winner.  Now slam 6 beers and give yourself a pat on the back. That was some great pussy dude.

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She's a sexy one. She;s also a naughty one. For going around showing off that pussy she deserves 10 inches of angry cock. .

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Playful Anne showing the shit off in the bath. What's the difference between a girl in church and Playful Anne in the bathtub?  Answer: The girl in church has hope in her soul.

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Marry Queen aka Miela and her legendary coin slot pussy. I think she has the most photographed pussy in history.and that's for a good reason. It's a remarkable pussy. I've always wanted to take a ride on it just to see if it's as good as it looks. If she snaps my dick off, she snaps my dick off. I'll grow a new one.

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Thank you for that lovely display Marry.

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Dillion Harper, I wonder if it would make a loud pop. if he got his thumb stuck in that tight pussy and had to pull it out.out,


I'm no God damned doctor but if you left it in there for for a few minutes I'm sure it would need to be amputated. No way you're going to get good circulation in there. I think the same goes for your dick. Hit it in a hurry and get the fuck out.. No sense in taking a chance.

Here's a short poem that I wrote about Vanessa Jordin. I'd like to share it with you..... Nice, fucking, pussy bitch, The End.

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Vanessa Jordin. Prized porn pussy. This guy won the porn lottery. I can see him heading to work thinking how it's the same old grind (Oh! A pun.) When he gets there they tell him the scene is with Vanessa Jordin. He grows faint. He thinks to himself. Shit! I should have whacked off a couple of times before I got here. I won't last 30 seconds with that beautiful pussy milking me dick.

And, he's right. Even his professional porn pecker is no match for her vice-like pussy. Down goes Frazier, Down goes Frazier.

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Panic sets in just seconds before our hero can no longer contain the mighty load festering in his balls He wonders if he'll ever work in this town again. He imagines the shame he will endure. And then....he unloads.  The scene ends with him in the corner, curled up in the fetal position, weeping. The producers wonder if there's even enough footage for one Spank The Butcher GIF? (There was enough for 5 or 6. I will add them to this post if it goes over well enough)  They admittedly proclaim that they, should have brought in Johnny Sins for the role. The End.

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Vanessa Jordin inspires me so much that I wrote something beautiful I'd like to share with you. Here's a short poem about Vanessa Jordin. ....Hey! Nice pussy bitch. The End.

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Vanessa Jordin is a trophy fuck. She has one of the most beautiful, fuckable pussies that there has ever been in the adult film industry. This guy's dick will need a cigarette after fucking her. Sometimes I look at her pussy and wonder how she even pisses out of it.

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