I thought I'd post a few notable gash. I'll start it off with the legendary Miss Impulse. She's has the same status as the fastest gun in the west would have in years past. She's widely thought to have the hottest pussy on the net.


When you pickup a chick and take her home. There's the moment her pants come off.and it's a crap shoot. You don't know what you gonna get.....continued

You might find a thick brush pile that your dick's not long to smash through. She may have flappy discolored, purple piss flaps that you won't touch


The way I see it. these would all be welcome sites in that moment of chance, Trophies that you'd go back and fuck again....The kind you go around bragging about.

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You could use this one as a bottle opener. It also serves as a handy knife sharpener on those camping trips. And don't forget to fuck it twice before bed.
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This crafty chick put her hand next to her pussy so you could use it to gage size. It's like some fucking Himalayan explorer putting his pickaxe next to a bigfoot track.


Hey lady? Next time put a fucking pickaxe next to it.

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This one thinks she's being original.... I want my picture taken upside down. Yeah, we already seen that.


I think she needs to be cued in. Nobody gives a fuck about your creativity or self expression. That pussy is the ONLY thing you have of any interest. If you didn't have that we have a bounty on you.

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I've already purchased a burial plot for myself but this is where my dick wants to be buried. With all the times it's led me off of the path of righteousness, it's going straight to hell anyway


. I guess it's fitting to bury my dick in a box.

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It's like a wishlist.Oooh! I'll take that one. Oh. look at that one, I'll bet it's expensive.
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You could cover up that slit with dental floss. She's tighter than a greased fist.
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The one above is an internet legend. It's been in circulation for well over 10 years. I've often wondered who the chick is.I want to think she's hot as hell to match that magnificent bastard of a pussy, but I'm guessing she's not a beauty queen.
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Look at this marvelous site. I'm glad some son of a bitch had the good sense to capture an image of it. It only peeks it's head out once a year for a few seconds to see if it can see it's shadow.
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U/tellmehowyouwantme69, She's another of the amateur Reddit, nude pussy posters. Of course she' in with the top level posters. She's on a higher level than garden variety porn models. She posts some awesome photos.
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Sellapink, She's primarily a webcam girl but she has a few videos that are hard to find because of places like onlyfans that lord over their video collections.


She has a remarkable pussy. Her huge, puffy, coin slot pussy mound draws curious onlookers from the world over.

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A pussy loved and feared by all. The pussy of Sellapink.

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Sellapink and her oversized cleft of Venus.

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AndiAngelWW, She's another one of several posters with delicious, innie and coin slot pussies.


She's out there on the front lines displaying that pussy, saving lives and keeping America safe. For all of your efforts I just want to say Thank you and God bless you.

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Here's one of her mountain. I can't call it a pussy mound because it's a mountain. Cameltoe Mountain. I'm not sure that you can even fuck it. It appears to have it's own gravitational orbit. Like a giant Sun or planet.


You could get sucked into a black hole or you dick could. That fucker could suck you right in. I'd laugh. Your dick could be in a different dimension. Comedy gold.

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She's going to piss off a lot of Camels with that big cunt. Camels are real pricks. They spit, they drool, they fuck with you in all ways.


Camels will make your life a hellish nightmare, Camels will make you envy the dead. Moral of this story,,,,,,,,,Camels.......Don't fuck with them.


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Is that a ski jump? Wow! Picture a tiny skier skiing down her belly on his way to the ramp on Cameltoe Mt. He hits launch point and is airborne. She lets a rotten fart. The Methane from the fart is lighter than air therefore he can no longer remain airborne.


He falls from the air. He falls all the way down to the much feared but seldom penetrated asshole. He ends up way down in her fucking asshole. Nobody will go in that dirty cave...he's dead. The little skier is dead because he's a dumb fucker. . The funny thing is that , her asshole is his final resting place. I'd laugh like a bitch. Comedy gold.

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Here we have a satellite view of the summit of Cameltoe Mountain. The summit has never been reached by a team of climbers. The trail to the summit is littered with bodies of those who have tried. What makes Cameltoe Mt. so dangerous is not just it's incredible height and the pithch and grade but it has the ever dangerous Coin Slot Crevasse that runs almost it's entire length.


All it takes is one slippery spot and ypur done climbing. forever. There's a 6,000 ft drop straight down into Piss Drip Valley. The nearest help available is 3 miles down in Stiff Bone Inlet and those cunts probably won't cum for you. Moral of the story is stay the fuck away from Cameltoe Mountain.

Mt. Cameltoe Revisited. Since our last report on Cameltoe Mountain tere has been an inordinate amout or fatalities.  These three fearless, thrill seekers are setting out on a trek to be the first team to ever get on top of Cameltoe Mt. The expedition is led by Spank The Butcher who apparently makes porn GIFs by day, His two team members are Johnny Sins the legendary pornstar. Johnny is said to be an expert who's been atop many such mounds. Third is infamous pervert Max Hardcore. After a prison stint for indecency, he's ready for some action and hopes this trip will score him miles of fresh pussy.

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Our three adventurers relaxing on the beach before heading out to scale Cameltoe Mt. (L to R) Max Hardcore notorious pervert, Spank The Butcher GIF maker and Johnny Sins legendary pornstar.

And they said Max Hardcore was the pervert...

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Valeri An, trophy fuck material. Much like hunting big game in the wild. Hunting cunt in the wild generally aims for the same goals. Spot a trophy and use your wits so that in the end you end up stuffing and mounting them.

I'll post more images of her tonight. Thank you for looking.

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kawaiimomo7 Good for some heated action. Most men would see that body and be by all manners a non-reasoning primate.. I speak for myself when I say I would be unfit to be in the company of civilized human beings.

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Have a look at that mighty mound. She could make any Camel jealous with that puffy poon. She posts on a "red" site and she has many worldwide fans who just wait for her bext post.Find more posts of her at my pimpandhost page: Spank The Butcher at: https://pimpandhost.com/user/profile?id=232978
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These chicks have beautiful pussies and they're posting them online for us to drool over. That's great for us but, that's not using that gift wisely. If I had a pussy like that, I'd be fucking until I had a mansion. That's right. Now there's solid planning for the future. Ok! Their poor life choices are our gain so..fuck em'.

Some of the posters from one of the big name sites online. Many of these sub-forum members are very hot. Many of them won't show their faces I suppose because they're somebody's neighbor, employee, relative, girlfriend, friend or maybe even teacher.

 It's sadly ironic but many of these girls are famous online. Some of them uploaded nude images of themselves that went viral. Most of the hot ones have huge worldwide followings. All of that notoriety and nobody knows who they are.

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