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Johnny Sins shows Karter Foxx where the bear shits. I'll bet that male pornstars are the most reliable workers on Earth. I can't imagine one of them showing up late or skipping work. They get up and put their clothes on knowing they're going to get laid and then paid for it.

 I think most guys admire a guy who uses his fucking dick to make a living. I myself am a little envious. I know a guy in town here who used his dick to take over one of the most prosperous manufacturing plants in the region. He started out working there assembling products for shitty pay. Eventually he started fucking the owner's daughter and then marrying her.


Today that bastard is the owner of the place and he did it with nothing but his dick. Now that's a businessman. Another friend of mine did the same using the same business plan. If that was me I would look down at my dick every day and say. "Thank you, you magnificent bastard. Thank you, Thank you, you're the best cock a guy could ever have.

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I like having some fun with stupid shit like this. I had the day off. I masturbated 3 times, drank a pot of coffee, smoked a pack of cigarettes, fucked the fat chick nextdoor, got bored and made this.


 Chuck Norris fucks with Johnny's friend Dick Meatus and Johnny shows up with his dick swinging.. Chaos ensues. Thanks for looking.

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Kissa Sins is the wife of porn legend Johnny Sins. .....Know your porn trivia. .....It might get you some skull if you run into a pornstar,..... but proably not.

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Kissa Sins I would have to assume is an outstanding performer in the sack. Johnny Sins married her. He's slapped around a lot of pussy. Once again I'm going to stick my ass out the window here and assume he knows great pussy from good pussy.


She must have fucked him like an axe murderer to stand out from the others. Well done Kissa.

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Kissa Sins, I love the faces she makes. You'd swear this guy had 2 feet of dick and it's as big around as a coffee can.
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I've often wondered. When a man and his wife are out somewhere and they run across a pornstar. Does he say something? Like. hey I know you. You're Kissa Sins. He's kinda fucked if he does because his wife will surely ask him 'Who was that?" He'd say "Why that was pornstar Kissa Sins." in effect admitting that he'd been watching porn when he's in the man cave.


If he does that she will make his life a hellish fucking nighmare for the next 30 years or until A) He finally can take no more of her sick games and strangles her with the E string from his guitar. Or B) After spending all of his money and torching his car, he fashions a noose and hangs himself.

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It's a little known fact that Spank The Butcher and porn legend Johnny Sins go way back.


Here's a picture of our last trip to France. He was so drunk he shit in the bathtub at our hotel. When he passed out I stuffed $10.00 worth of quarters up his ass. When he woke up he came running out of the bathroom screaming "We rich, we're rich" He thought he could shit quarters for the rest of his life.

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Spank The Butcher with legendary pornstar Johnny Sins The trail of drunkeness and destruction they left behind them has earned these two a 10 year ban from France.


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