When you get a girlfriend that's a 10, you hold her in high esteem. That is, until she farts. You then drop her down from a 10 to a 9. You realize that she has flaws. Later she will become confortable enough to take a shit while you're shaving. That takes away 2 points. If she's really rotten you subtract 3 points. Now, that 10 that you started dating......well now she's a 6.

She eventually will start complaining about trivial shit. . . . . ALL THE TIME.  You must deduct 1 point for this. She will for sure never be satisfied and will find fault with everything that you do. For this you must take 2 points from her hotness score. (continued)

You can look forward to and count on walking through the door after a long work shift and having her point out to you, what you are not doing enough of,  what you're doing too much of and what you're not doing at all.

For this you must subtract 2 points. It really should be three but she only has three left. Now, what was once a 10 is a fucking 1. You don't want a 1 for a girlfriend so it's time to move on.

With that in mind ol' Brenda here is a 10 who will quickly move down through the ranks of hotness until she's a 1. Then do it all over again. Maybe that's why they have dorks for boyfriends.