One of the best from the Abby Winters Group. Ella C Laney or Ella C as she's posted under sometimes, is in great shape. A lot of the models from Abby Winters are real dogs so it's good to see Ella here posing.

I'm going to take an educated estimation of good ol' Ella here just for fun and practice.  When out looking for pussy as you all know, you have to be able to assess a chick very quickly and very accurately. You don't have a lot of time to spend getting to know them.

You have to be able to make a few assumptions as well as judgement calls.  Oh! and you have to do it in real time.

If you're in a bar, the bar closes at a certain time. To successfully score the best one for your needs, you're going to have to choose between several and you'll have to do it before they throw you from the bar at closing time.

Ok! With that in mind.  Ella here sits nearby at the bar. She makes a little small talk with you or you with her.

 My call on Ella?. . . Well, for attractiveness... she is fairly hot. There are probably a few that are hotter in the place . . . BUT. . . .  Ella unknowingly is racking up points faster than she's making my balls fill up with what's eventually going to end up on her face.

 My chick scanning penis has picked up some unseen data. It is telling me that she has the stamina and endurance of a wild animal.

My eyes dart over the crowd. Taking a final scan at the options.  There's a real beauty across the bar with big tits. It's down to her and Ella. I have 20 minutes until closing and

 I......I'm going with Ella.  I have reasoned that the big titted beauty would not keep up with Ella in the sack.  My instincts tell me that Ella will heat the bedroom up with intensity.  I pick her as being the most likely to put out a solid performance.

  Now, If she'll help me to my car, I think I'm ready for some sweet lovin'

That's how average or slightly above average babes like Ella end up slaying the heavily favored 9s and 10s.  She's looks like she's fun and approachable and don't let me forget. . . . She gives me indications that she could snap a dick off with her riding skills.   Love ya Ella, and God bless you .

Vanessa Cage, This is a GIF that I made about 5 or 6 tears ago. I ran across it on my old drive and it looked new again to me. I did a little work on it and here it is.

If this gif is not moving you can click on it or see it here Spank The Butcher Crazy Lady

They say "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed" and I've found that to be fairly accurate. They also say "Never stick your dick in crazy" There again I must agree. The paradox in this whole thing is. If you never stick your dick in crazy you're a virgin.

The chick in this GIF just screams "I'm clinically insane. I'm one slight misunderstanding away from being criminally insane as well" I can also picture her saying "If you really love your Corvette, don't piss me off" To which I'd answer "I'm a butcher. I can walk around with hacked up meat in my hands and blood in my hair and nobody would look twice. If you really love your tongue. Don't piss me off?

Then I throw ol' crazy lady here in the fart sack and fuck her until she sees God.

 I should have done what my Grandpa told me to do. He said "boy, be a God damned pornstar" I never listen.

A most remarkable beach goer got this picture snapped of her. Tits like this are a lot like "Bigfoot." You hear about sightings but you've never actually seen one. Nobody would have believed this guy as he frantically tried to describe to his buddies the rare specticle he'd just encountered. They would brush off his claims. But, he brought back the photo. The photo of the legendary "BigNips" Nobody could ignore what he had seen.

I suspect he's somewhat of a folk hero among the men of his region. He not only had the encounter but he kept his head and got an image. Now the peasants in the mountains write folk songs about him. I may never know who this man is but Sir, my hat's off to you.

Look at those thick thighs. She could pull a plow or maybe kick a Rhino to death. Nice muscle tone and curves.

Here's an internet legend. This image has made the rounds. In my cyber porn browsing, I've run across it a dozen or so times in the last 15 years or so. She has the body of a mythical Goddess... or does she?

I spent a quite a few hours trying to find out who the image is of. It was very slow going. After several hours I had what I thought was the first name and last initial. I worked that and eventually found other pictures of her to verify.

Well ...She's pretty hot but not as hot as this image makes her look. To me it looks like the camera angle exaggerated the outline of her body.. In my opinion she got very lucky when the picture was taken.

Disclaimor....These are trained professionals. Do not attempt any of these actions at home. Dismemberment could result.

Kenzie Madison is really throwing down some ass on that fucker. One wrong move and she will drive his cock down backwards and out his ass. Yeah. This asshole will fuck himself by proxy.

Another ugly scenario would be a snap sound. That's right. She snapped his dick off. ...I'd laugh....Ok! Let's watch and see how out hero navigates these dangerous shoals.

She reminds me a little of the chicks in the porn magazines we used to look at when we were kids. Their bushes may have been a little bigger though. Which reminds me.

When I was a boy it was fairly common to find porn magazines along the roadside in bags or even out in the woods. Me and my neighbor kids found a huge plastic bag full. Playboy, OUI, Penthouse, Adam all the big names of the day. Oh! and one other thing. There was a God damned matress out there. Yah! some fucking pervert. Probably the neighbor kid Keith, dragged a matress 3/4 of a mile (at least) so he could wack off.

As the age of the internet came along, I took a long look at my prized collection of porn. With a tear in my eye I packed them in a big plastic bag and hauled them out to the same woods where I found the porn. Some kid is going to think he won the porn lottery...... Ahhh! It feels good to give back to the community.

When you get a girlfriend that's a 10, you hold her in high esteem. That is, until she farts. You then drop her down from a 10 to a 9. You realize that she has flaws. Later she will become confortable enough to take a shit while you're shaving. That takes away 2 points. If she's really rotten you subtract 3 points. Now, that 10 that you started dating......well now she's a 6.

She eventually will start complaining about trivial shit. . . . . ALL THE TIME.  You must deduct 1 point for this. She will for sure never be satisfied and will find fault with everything that you do. For this you must take 2 points from her hotness score. (continued)

You can look forward to and count on walking through the door after a long work shift and having her point out to you, what you are not doing enough of,  what you're doing too much of and what you're not doing at all.

For this you must subtract 2 points. It really should be three but she only has three left. Now, what was once a 10 is a fucking 1. You don't want a 1 for a girlfriend so it's time to move on.

With that in mind ol' Brenda here is a 10 who will quickly move down through the ranks of hotness until she's a 1. Then do it all over again. Maybe that's why they have dorks for boyfriends.

Make room in that shower naked teen. The Butcher gives sweet lovin'

Kissa Sins is the wife of porn legend Johnny Sins. .....Know your porn trivia. .....It might get you some skull if you run into a pornstar,..... but proably not.

Kissa Sins I would have to assume is an outstanding performer in the sack. Johnny Sins married her. He's slapped around a lot of pussy. Once again I'm going to stick my ass out the window here and assume he knows great pussy from good pussy.

She must have fucked him like an axe murderer to stand out from the others. Well done Kissa.

I've often wondered. When a man and his wife are out somewhere and they run across a pornstar. Does he say something? Like. hey I know you. You're Kissa Sins. He's kinda fucked if he does because his wife will surely ask him 'Who was that?" He'd say "Why that was pornstar Kissa Sins." in effect admitting that he'd been watching porn when he's in the man cave.

If he does that she will make his life a hellish fucking nighmare for the next 30 years or until A) He finally can take no more of her sick games and strangles her with the E string from his guitar. Or B) After spending all of his money and torching his car, he fashions a noose and hangs himself.

It's a little known fact that Spank The Butcher and porn legend Johnny Sins go way back.

Here's a picture of our last trip to France. He was so drunk he shit in the bathtub at our hotel. When he passed out I stuffed $10.00 worth of quarters up his ass. When he woke up he came running out of the bathroom screaming "We rich, we're rich" He thought he could shit quarters for the rest of his life.

Spank The Butcher with legendary pornstar Johnny Sins The trail of drunkeness and destruction they left behind them has earned these two a 10 year ban from France.

r/AshleyAlban, she's known for her ass. here she's walking on a treadmill.

Sellapink, She's primarily a webcam girl but she has a few videos that are hard to find because of places like onlyfans that lord over their video collections.

She has a remarkable pussy. Her huge, puffy, coin slot pussy mound draws curious onlookers from the world over.

A pussy loved and feared by all. The pussy of Sellapink.

Sellapink and her oversized cleft of Venus.