In the "Sheer Impact" category.....
First Place: Val "Velocity" McWhorterstein and his lovely wife, Jizzy (healing nicely from the whiplash)...
87 out of 100Â on the John Holmes Cum Acceleration Scale.
Second Place: Corey "Corkscrew" Maddick -- For his "3by360", twisting cumshot. Â
Third Place:Â Barry McKockiner -- "Between the Eyes--3 to 5 feet range"
Runner up: Cole Play -- Straight Line Cumshots (2 out 4 spurts landed). Â
Women....take off your clothes and you will feel happier...!
And, ladies, as one of the few 'sensitive' men here, I am so concerned about your happiness that I will volunteer my time to help you out of your clothes, for you to experience your new-found happiness.
After the football game is over.
[Geez, I'm such a male....]