Good lick to all of the contestants...!!

Uh....Good lick luck to all of the contestants...!!

Those eyes and lips ain't natural...(but those tits and labia are...!)

....(and they're awesome....!)...

....Creepy....!    

(Erection lost...)

Wait...huh?....MonkeyWHAT...?

Uh...wait, Honey....*that* is not the mask we wear when we go out.  Go back and get that N95 one....

.....Yeah, you can go out topless though....

"....some AstrogIide....and a new blue t-shirt...."

oh, never mind....

Ok, ok....it's not "coffee" but whatever it is, they probably make it at S-bucks with coffee....

And....she got my size wrong....I'm an Extra-Medium.....

Is it the smile....the short hair....the delicious tats....amazing areolas/nipples....?

Yes.

DAMMIT...I'm clicking as fast as I can...!

But if I did post a clothed picture, it would probably be something like this: 

So...good thing I don't waste time posting clothed pictures, right...?

(LOL)