But, if I did, it would look like this:

Sexy ladies....outdoors, pool-side....happy.....and nice tits....

And...now that that is over...back to the adult stuff....

37% hotter as computed on the Revised Hugh Hefner Rating Scale.

Of course, nice tits helps too....

Guaranteed to get the sand out of every crack and crevice...!

.....with a noticeable limp.

Sorry about those last two.....(snicker).....

Might have stung her tits too.....?

I guess making bad name puns are a quick way to get on people's "block users/content" list....

....according to the Penis Sun Dial.....

37% hotter reading Guns&Ammo

Women....take off your clothes and you will feel happier...!