Porn....!! 37% hotter with BLUE EYES.
But, if I did, it would look like this:
Sexy lady....outdoors, hot body, great 'pokies', amazing camel toe.....
And...now that that is over...back to the adult stuff....
I want to marry this lady....
....then your pussy is awesome...!
Chain mail--CHECK
Cape--CHECK
Sword--CHECK
Dildo--?????
....on Monday thru Friday, that is.... :)
But there are some appointment times available on Saturday and Sunday....!
DAMMIT...I'm clicking as fast as I can...!
No, I didn't say it was "ugly"....just a little distracting...
I have tats (from miIitary service), so I'm not knocking tattoos.
If you've seen my posts before, they are usually "themed", that's all.
Fetish #7: Funky colored hair
But, if I did, it would look like this:
Sexy women....outdoors, hot bodies, nice butts.....
And...now that that is over...back to the adult stuff....
37% hotter as computed on the Revised Hugh Hefner Rating Scale.
Ok...ok....might on the green side of blue....maybe. But they are still impressive...!
DAMMIT...I'm clicking as fast as I can...!
Yes, I know it's a "form of art"....but you don't see me at the Louvre trying to fuck the Mona Lisa....
I have tats (from miIitary service), so I'm not knocking tattoos.
If you've seen my posts before, they are usually "themed", that's all.
