I can only imagine what life would be like if my job included, waking up slamming some coffee, smoking a few morninng cigarettes and then heading off to my job of "fucking Lexi Dona and getting paid" I would be walking around with a smirk on my face ... cont...

. I would look down at my dick with pride and admiration instead of bitterness and hate. I would tell the girlfriend. Don't worry if you don't feel like putting out tonight or if you have a headache. I'll be getting some at work tomorrow anyway. ...cont....

I would go to job fairs and schools, especially on their (bring a pornstar to school day) I would answer their questions about being a cock for hire. I would take full advantage of the royal flush that.life dealt me. Where the hell am I going with this?........Life would be interesting I'm sure.

Don't bother washing that pussy too much Valentina, I'm just going to defile and dirty it up anyway. Let's get right to it.

Ummm! Valentina? I'm going to be squirting white liquid all over you in a matter of minutes. Why don't you just hold on instead of ruining my big surprise.

This teacher is wise enough to get his meat where he makes his bread. Hre fucks Vakerie Kay at work on a desk.

Sophia Sutra, flexing her ass cheeks to delight and amuse curious porn watchers. I have a pile of Sophia Sutra pics and GIFs going back quite a few years. I'll probably get around to posting some of them in the future.

Her best two videos in my opinion are this one and the one with her in thigh high socks and a schoolgirl uniform fucking. Armed with those two flicks, you could whack until your dick bled.

Pinky June needed to shave that unruly brush pile she'd grown over the winter. There were Japanese soldiers living in there that didn't know the war was over. She mowed through that rainforest and bam! she's back to the Pinky June that we all know and want to fuck.

Summer Brook. She's cumming all over his cock. She's outstanding in a couple of other scenes too. In one she's selling girl scout cookies in her uniform. That one landed me in the hospital with an erection lasting roughly 72 hours.

Sommer Ray fixing herself up.

I originally thought that this was Sasha Camwither. I searched to see if I could find this video again but nothing. I searched all of Sasha's videos and nothing. I don't get it.

I like having some fun with stupid shit like this. I had the day off. I masturbated 3 times, drank a pot of coffee, smoked a pack of cigarettes, fucked the fat chick nextdoor, got bored and made this.

 Chuck Norris fucks with Johnny's friend Dick Meatus and Johnny shows up with his dick swinging.. Chaos ensues. Thanks for looking.

Samantha Saint has her aroused and erect nipples worked over. Those nipples are probably bigger than his cock.

Mae Meyers, She's pretty tiny to be messing with that big piece of pipe. I was waiting for a piece of her liver to come out stuck to the end of his dick.

Karissa Kane takes a good pounding...... In the last couple of days somebody brought up the topic of selling sperm at the sperm bank. They said some places were paying $600.00 a load.

That made me sick to my stomach. Just think of all the money I let slip through my fingers over the years. I should have frozen it all. I could have pulled up with a tanker truck full.

Wow! Cool fingernail polish.

If this gif is not moving you can click on it or see it here Spank The Butcher Crazy Lady

They say "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed" and I've found that to be fairly accurate. They also say "Never stick your dick in crazy" There again I must agree. The paradox in this whole thing is. If you never stick your dick in crazy you're a virgin.

The chick in this GIF just screams "I'm clinically insane. I'm one slight misunderstanding away from being criminally insane as well" I can also picture her saying "If you really love your Corvette, don't piss me off" To which I'd answer "I'm a butcher. I can walk around with hacked up meat in my hands and blood in my hair and nobody would look twice. If you really love your tongue. Don't piss me off?

Then I throw ol' crazy lady here in the fart sack and fuck her until she sees God.

 I should have done what my Grandpa told me to do. He said "boy, be a God damned pornstar" I never listen.