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It'll be a sad day in the porn industry when Vanessa finally has the last load blown on her and retires. She's had a long career for a pornstar. She fucked her way through her teens as can be seen in her many teeny scenes. Now she's banging her way through the MILF years and still looking good. She very well could fuck into her golden years but I probably wouldn't watch.
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This guy is getting his meat where he makes his bread, right there at work. He would be nothing less than heroic if he charged her for the massage after blowing an enormous load on her.


Him "That'll be fifty bucks yo"

Her"Don't I at least get a discount ?"

Him "Got a coupon?"

Her "Fuck you"

Him "Hey I provided you with a valuable service you little slut"


I'd keep an eye on my car in the parking lot for the next few days.

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Bella Cole is one of the only pornstars that produces some  really hot talk while she's fucking. I banged a chick one time and she asked me afterward if I liked her hot talk. I said "Who listens" she gets pissed off and I never fucked her again. Moral of the story... Never tell the truth to chicks.

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Anna Khara using what appears to be either a rare Zebra cock or possibly a Rhino horn to masturbate. Anna says, "endangered species? Piss on em' a girl's gotta fuck herself."
 
 Being the big hearted humanitarian that I am,I will fuck Anna to save a God damned endangered species. Ahh! It feels good to give back to the community.

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A trophy pussy for any cunt hunter. One that could be relived for many years to come.


Years of bragging to anyone who would listen.


Years of watching reruns of the video you captured on your hidden cam.


Years of going over the play by play while wondering if you could have done anything better.


Years of wondering how the fuck you scored that young snizz to start with.


And yes, catching youself smelling your fingers 5 years later even though you probably washed them at least once.


Who cares? Right? The main thing is that you pulled out your trusty cock and made the kill. . . . that makes you a winner.  Now slam 6 beers and give yourself a pat on the back. That was some great pussy dude.

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Sierra Nicole does an outstanding job in the role of a sexy nerdy girl. She made me want to get up, get dressed and go out and find the first nerdy girl that I see and fuck her like I hate her. But then I decided to stay in bed and whack off instead. Maybe tomorrow I'll do it.

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Guy whips it out and takes a piss on Nata Lee before he fucks her. I know that when I need to take a good long piss, I always think to myself, damn! I wish there was a pornstar here for me to piss on. This fuck was just in the right place at the right time.

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Hot, young teen shows her shit off on her webcam. When I was in school there were no camgirls. If I were in school now, I would try to pimp out the hot ones for webshows and make some money.

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Hope Howell gets the most valuable lesson this wise teacher could give. Teacher... If I have an 8 inch pipe and I bury 7 3/4 inches of it. How much is sticking out? Hope......1/4 inch?  Teacher.....Wrong! Nothing is left sticking out because I'm going to slam the whole fucking thing in there. How do like me now?

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Heidi Hollywood has the kind of body that makes me fuck away with blind fury. One minute you're delivering the performance of your life. The next minute you're facing 15 years. Ain't that a son of a bitch?

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Melody Marks is an academy award level actress. She had me really believing that she was getting rammed until she was cuckoo for cocoa puffs. I now think it's just great acting.
Of course I would like to test my skills to see if I could fuck her silly.


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