That's quite the tight, little pussy. I can't imagine her even pissing out of that little box. Maybe it's like a Chinese finger trap. Oh sure! You can put it in just fine but wait until you try to pull it out. Oh fuck!.. The panic sets in as you realize that you're going to need medical professionals to get you out of there.
The pussy that just 15 minutes earlier you looked at as if it were heaven, has now become a hellish nightmare. Yeah! Maybe you should have fucked the fatass nextdoor. She has an enormous fucking gash but at least you could get the hell out of it when you're done with it.
Maybe you'd have been better off if you stayed home altogether and masturbated. There's an old saying that applies to the hilarious situation that you're in right now. "If it's too good to be true, it is."
Too embarrassed to call for help, you contemplate cutting it off and leaving it behind as you make an escape. No! That's too brutal and you would welcome death before that crazy bullshit. You're going to have to figure out how to get to the phone and call an ambulance. Good Luck. Ha Ha.
Euro babe Barra has one of the nicest pussies I've seen. I'd say that she's in the top 10 pussies that I would love to puncture.
Oh Shit! I'm back. I was looking up at her pussy the way one gazes up at the heavens and I blacked out. When I regained consciousness, my hands were sticky and I couldn't find my pants. I wonder what happened.
She better take it easy. If she bends back too much further she'll tear that tight, little pussy wide open. I'd laugh. Five minutes ago I had dreams of laying pipe to that pussy. Now that it's stretches from your belly button to just above your ass crack....I'm not so interested anymore.
That fucker should be designated a national monument. I know pretty much any man would dream of going there. I posted a bunch of her images. You can see them here at pimpandhost.com at https://pimpandhost.com/album
I just know that if it that was me, I have to whip out my camera and get some pictures and maybe some video too. It's like bagging a world's record big game animal. You gotta have some proof, which means you gotta have those pictures man.
They must have told this guy. Hey! We want you to whack off at least three times before you show up on the set. Otherwise you're going to ruin the whole fucking scene. This is like getting in the ring with the world's heavyweight champ. There's no way you're going to last through the first round. Otherwise.........
we're going to have to run the scene in slow motion to make it look like you lasted a full minute. Like I said. If you want to see more of her, I posted a bunch here at pimpandhost.com in this gallery
Anna Khara, solo, porn slut. She handles that imitation cock like a champ.
Playful Anne showing the shit off in the bath. What's the difference between a girl in church and Playful Anne in the bathtub? Answer: The girl in church has hope in her soul.
She's a nice one with a great looking body and a pussy that brings tears to my eyes. Best Pornstars Hottest GIFs And Images
(This guy) What s great day at work. You you like to hear about my day honey? (Wife) No! I do not. (Him) Ok! I showed up on the set and I was paired up with Kelsi Monroe. She fucked like a caged Badger. Her pussy was so tight and so wet. I wanted to work a double shift. (Wife) Fuck you. I hate you. (Him) But I was (laughs) thinking about you (laughs) the whole time, I swear.
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Erin Chase in her schoolgirl uniform. Chicks who wear schoolgirl outfits take a hell of a pounding. I bought two of them a few years ago to have the girlfriends wear when they came over. They both ended up trashed. One was torn to shreds the other one was ripped badly and had several loads launched on it.
 I don't know how that happened. I must have blacked out and in a primal sexually induced frenzy lost control. Ah yes! The valuable lesson that I got from it was Stay the fuck away from chicks in schoolgirl uniforms.
Here's a short poem that I wrote about Vanessa Jordin. I'd like to share it with you..... Nice, fucking, pussy bitch, The End.
Vanessa Jordin. Prized porn pussy. This guy won the porn lottery. I can see him heading to work thinking how it's the same old grind (Oh! A pun.) When he gets there they tell him the scene is with Vanessa Jordin. He grows faint. He thinks to himself. Shit! I should have whacked off a couple of times before I got here. I won't last 30 seconds with that beautiful pussy milking me dick.
And, he's right. Even his professional porn pecker is no match for her vice-like pussy. Down goes Frazier, Down goes Frazier.
Panic sets in just seconds before our hero can no longer contain the mighty load festering in his balls He wonders if he'll ever work in this town again. He imagines the shame he will endure. And then....he unloads. The scene ends with him in the corner, curled up in the fetal position, weeping. The producers wonder if there's even enough footage for one Spank The Butcher GIF? (There was enough for 5 or 6. I will add them to this post if it goes over well enough) They admittedly proclaim that they, should have brought in Johnny Sins for the role. The End.
Vanessa Jordin inspires me so much that I wrote something beautiful I'd like to share with you. Here's a short poem about Vanessa Jordin. ....Hey! Nice pussy bitch. The End.
Vanessa Jordin is a trophy fuck. She has one of the most beautiful, fuckable pussies that there has ever been in the adult film industry. This guy's dick will need a cigarette after fucking her. Sometimes I look at her pussy and wonder how she even pisses out of it.
Gabriella Paltrova. If santa brings her I'll share her with him. I think it'd be a great Yuletide memory, slapping around some pussy with that jolly old elf.
Ella Milano, Knockout Teen Fuck Doll. I can put her on my Christmas wish list. If Santa brings me all the pussy on my list, I'll suck the fucker's dick.
Cori Nadine. Fucking material she is.
Deena Daniels
Hannah Hunter.
I can't think of her name right now. I'll add it when it comes to me.
Iryna, It'd be a good time having a fun young girlfriend like her. You could buy her all kinds of sexy, little costumes to wear. It would be like fucking a fresh piece every time. That's it. My mind's made up. I'm going with that as my new short term goal. Score a hot young fuck and dress her up in sexy shit and then of course fuck her like you just escaped prison after 15 years.
The Holy Land for pussy lovin fucks like me .The legendary pussy of Miss Impulse
Kinda looks like a ham with the bone cut out.
Miss Impulse and her hall of fame porn pussy.
Carli Banks.
Brett Rossi.
I thought I'd post a few notable gash. I'll start it off with the legendary Miss Impulse. She's has the same status as the fastest gun in the west would have in years past. She's widely thought to have the hottest pussy on the net.
When you pickup a chick and take her home. There's the moment her pants come off.and it's a crap shoot. You don't know what you gonna get.....continued
You might find a thick brush pile that your dick's not long to smash through. She may have flappy discolored, purple piss flaps that you won't touch
The way I see it. these would all be welcome sites in that moment of chance, Trophies that you'd go back and fuck again....The kind you go around bragging about.
You could use this one as a bottle opener. It also serves as a handy knife sharpener on those camping trips. And don't forget to fuck it twice before bed.
This crafty chick put her hand next to her pussy so you could use it to gage size. It's like some fucking Himalayan explorer putting his pickaxe next to a bigfoot track.
Hey lady? Next time put a fucking pickaxe next to it.
This one thinks she's being original.... I want my picture taken upside down. Yeah, we already seen that.
I think she needs to be cued in. Nobody gives a fuck about your creativity or self expression. That pussy is the ONLY thing you have of any interest. If you didn't have that we have a bounty on you.
I've already purchased a burial plot for myself but this is where my dick wants to be buried. With all the times it's led me off of the path of righteousness, it's going straight to hell anyway
. I guess it's fitting to bury my dick in a box.
It's like a wishlist.Oooh! I'll take that one. Oh. look at that one, I'll bet it's expensive.
You could cover up that slit with dental floss. She's tighter than a greased fist.
The one above is an internet legend. It's been in circulation for well over 10 years. I've often wondered who the chick is.I want to think she's hot as hell to match that magnificent bastard of a pussy, but I'm guessing she's not a beauty queen.
Look at this marvelous site. I'm glad some son of a bitch had the good sense to capture an image of it. It only peeks it's head out once a year for a few seconds to see if it can see it's shadow.
These chicks have beautiful pussies and they're posting them online for us to drool over. That's great for us but, that's not using that gift wisely. If I had a pussy like that, I'd be fucking until I had a mansion. That's right. Now there's solid planning for the future. Ok! Their poor life choices are our gain so..fuck em'.
