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That's quite the tight, little pussy. I can't imagine her even pissing out of that little box. Maybe it's like a Chinese finger trap. Oh sure! You can put it in just fine but wait until you try to pull it out. Oh fuck!.. The panic sets in as you realize that you're going to need medical professionals to get you out of there.

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The pussy that just 15 minutes earlier you looked at as if it were heaven, has now become a hellish nightmare. Yeah! Maybe you should have fucked the fatass nextdoor. She has an enormous fucking gash but at least you could get the hell out of it when you're done with it.

Maybe you'd have been better off if you stayed home altogether and masturbated. There's an old saying that applies to the hilarious situation that you're in right now. "If it's too good to be true, it is."

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Too embarrassed to call for help, you contemplate cutting it off and leaving it behind as you make an escape. No! That's too brutal and you would welcome death before that crazy bullshit. You're going to have to figure out how to get to the phone and call an ambulance. Good Luck. Ha Ha.
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Euro babe Barra has one of the nicest pussies I've seen. I'd say that she's in the top 10 pussies that I would love to puncture.

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Oh Shit! I'm back. I was looking up at her pussy the way one gazes up at the heavens and I blacked out. When I regained consciousness, my hands were sticky and I couldn't find my pants. I wonder what happened.

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She better take it easy. If she bends back too much further she'll tear that tight, little pussy wide open. I'd laugh. Five minutes ago I had dreams of laying pipe to that pussy. Now that it's stretches from your belly button to just above your ass crack....I'm not so interested anymore.

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That fucker should be designated a national monument. I know pretty much any man would dream of going there. I posted a bunch of her images. You can see them here at pimpandhost.com at https://pimpandhost.com/album

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I just know that if it that was me, I have to whip out my camera and get some pictures and maybe some video too. It's like bagging a world's record big game animal. You gotta have some proof, which means you gotta have those pictures man.

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They must have told this guy. Hey! We want you to whack off at least three times before you show up on the set. Otherwise you're going to ruin the whole fucking scene. This is like getting in the ring with the world's heavyweight champ. There's no way you're going to last through the first round. Otherwise.........

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we're going to have to run the scene in slow motion to make it look like you lasted a full minute. Like I said. If you want to see more of her, I posted a bunch here at pimpandhost.com in this gallery
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She goes by the name "Naughty Ginger" on twitter and I remember her posting on other sites as well. She's a trophy fuck and if she's encountered in the wild, every effort to bag her shoud be taken. The man who harvests this prized pelt will be a folk hero

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Hazel Grace is in my opinion the hottest performer in the adult film industry. In fact, at the moment, I can't think of any other pornstar that's sexier. Even when I think back through porn's history, I still draw a blank.

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I started to ask myself, what lengths would I go to in order to mount this trophy pussy. I have compiled a list of unspeakable acts that I would consider in order to bag the Princess of Poon.

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1) Accept an invitation to a slumber party at O.J. Simpson's then drink until I passed out.
2) Shave my head with a cheese grater while chewing on aluminum foil.

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3) Put my nuts on an anvil and hand out sledge hammers.
4) Stick an empty Coke bottle full of angry hornets up my ass.

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5)  Have rough sex with a bear.
6) Cut my toenails with a chainsaw

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7) Lather up my balls with bacon grease and run naked through the Lion enclosure at the zoo.
8) Stick my ass in a blast furnace while having my balls sandblasted.

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 9) Go to Mexico, eat raw fruit. drink the water and buy tacos fom a vendor with dirty hands.
10) Eat a meal that was recovered from an autopsy.

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11) Fuck Whoopee Goldberg ...... (Not sure I could go through with this one.)
12) Kick an angry Kodiak Grizzly Bear in the nuts.

There you have it. These stunts would likely render me unable to perform but fuck it. In the event I survive and am able to maintain a meaningful erection. I will be knocking the dust off of Hazel Grace's pussy. I have a pile of Hazel Grace's  photos here at pimpandhost,com Image Galleries Best Of Porn Pics

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Playful Anne showing the shit off in the bath. What's the difference between a girl in church and Playful Anne in the bathtub?  Answer: The girl in church has hope in her soul.

Assorted images of pornstar Gracie Glam. I'll have a hard time picking which ones to post. I have a lot and they're all nice shots of her.

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I forgot how hot this little shit is. She has a great pussy.

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There's hours of fun to be had here. I don't now how they'd get me off of it. That son of a bitch has got to be good fuckin'. I think I'll add the rest of her pics to this gallery Image Galleries Best Of Porn Pics If I don't get to it tonight I will tomorrow, I hope.

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Looking good in that little schoolgirl uniform.

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(This guy) What s great day at work. You you like to hear about my day honey? (Wife) No! I do not. (Him) Ok! I showed up on the set and I was paired up with Kelsi Monroe. She fucked like a caged Badger. Her pussy was so tight and so wet. I wanted to work a double shift. (Wife) Fuck you. I hate you. (Him) But I was (laughs) thinking about you (laughs) the whole time, I swear.

 

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