I thought I'd post a few notable gash. I'll start it off with the legendary Miss Impulse. She's has the same status as the fastest gun in the west would have in years past. She's widely thought to have the hottest pussy on the net.

When you pickup a chick and take her home. There's the moment her pants come off.and it's a crap shoot. You don't know what you gonna get.....continued

You might find a thick brush pile that your dick's not long to smash through. She may have flappy discolored, purple piss flaps that you won't touch

The way I see it. these would all be welcome sites in that moment of chance, Trophies that you'd go back and fuck again....The kind you go around bragging about.

This crafty chick put her hand next to her pussy so you could use it to gage size. It's like some fucking Himalayan explorer putting his pickaxe next to a bigfoot track.

Hey lady? Next time put a fucking pickaxe next to it.

This one thinks she's being original.... I want my picture taken upside down. Yeah, we already seen that.

I think she needs to be cued in. Nobody gives a fuck about your creativity or self expression. That pussy is the ONLY thing you have of any interest. If you didn't have that we have a bounty on you.

One of the best from the Abby Winters Group. Ella C Laney or Ella C as she's posted under sometimes, is in great shape. A lot of the models from Abby Winters are real dogs so it's good to see Ella here posing.

I'm going to take an educated estimation of good ol' Ella here just for fun and practice.  When out looking for pussy as you all know, you have to be able to assess a chick very quickly and very accurately. You don't have a lot of time to spend getting to know them.

You have to be able to make a few assumptions as well as judgement calls.  Oh! and you have to do it in real time.

If you're in a bar, the bar closes at a certain time. To successfully score the best one for your needs, you're going to have to choose between several and you'll have to do it before they throw you from the bar at closing time.

Ok! With that in mind.  Ella here sits nearby at the bar. She makes a little small talk with you or you with her.

 My call on Ella?. . . Well, for attractiveness... she is fairly hot. There are probably a few that are hotter in the place . . . BUT. . . .  Ella unknowingly is racking up points faster than she's making my balls fill up with what's eventually going to end up on her face.

 My chick scanning penis has picked up some unseen data. It is telling me that she has the stamina and endurance of a wild animal.

My eyes dart over the crowd. Taking a final scan at the options.  There's a real beauty across the bar with big tits. It's down to her and Ella. I have 20 minutes until closing and

 I......I'm going with Ella.  I have reasoned that the big titted beauty would not keep up with Ella in the sack.  My instincts tell me that Ella will heat the bedroom up with intensity.  I pick her as being the most likely to put out a solid performance.

  Now, If she'll help me to my car, I think I'm ready for some sweet lovin'

That's how average or slightly above average babes like Ella end up slaying the heavily favored 9s and 10s.  She's looks like she's fun and approachable and don't let me forget. . . . She gives me indications that she could snap a dick off with her riding skills.   Love ya Ella, and God bless you .

Here's one of her mountain. I can't call it a pussy mound because it's a mountain. Cameltoe Mountain. I'm not sure that you can even fuck it. It appears to have it's own gravitational orbit. Like a giant Sun or planet.

You could get sucked into a black hole or you dick could. That fucker could suck you right in. I'd laugh. Your dick could be in a different dimension. Comedy gold.

She's going to piss off a lot of Camels with that big cunt. Camels are real pricks. They spit, they drool, they fuck with you in all ways.

Camels will make your life a hellish nightmare, Camels will make you envy the dead. Moral of this story,,,,,,,,,Camels.......Don't fuck with them.

Is that a ski jump? Wow! Picture a tiny skier skiing down her belly on his way to the ramp on Cameltoe Mt. He hits launch point and is airborne. She lets a rotten fart. The Methane from the fart is lighter than air therefore he can no longer remain airborne.

He falls from the air. He falls all the way down to the much feared but seldom penetrated asshole. He ends up way down in her fucking asshole. Nobody will go in that dirty cave...he's dead. The little skier is dead because he's a dumb fucker. . The funny thing is that , her asshole is his final resting place. I'd laugh like a bitch. Comedy gold.

Here we have a satellite view of the summit of Cameltoe Mountain. The summit has never been reached by a team of climbers. The trail to the summit is littered with bodies of those who have tried. What makes Cameltoe Mt. so dangerous is not just it's incredible height and the pithch and grade but it has the ever dangerous Coin Slot Crevasse that runs almost it's entire length.

All it takes is one slippery spot and ypur done climbing. forever. There's a 6,000 ft drop straight down into Piss Drip Valley. The nearest help available is 3 miles down in Stiff Bone Inlet and those cunts probably won't cum for you. Moral of the story is stay the fuck away from Cameltoe Mountain.

Mt. Cameltoe Revisited. Since our last report on Cameltoe Mountain tere has been an inordinate amout or fatalities.  These three fearless, thrill seekers are setting out on a trek to be the first team to ever get on top of Cameltoe Mt. The expedition is led by Spank The Butcher who apparently makes porn GIFs by day, His two team members are Johnny Sins the legendary pornstar. Johnny is said to be an expert who's been atop many such mounds. Third is infamous pervert Max Hardcore. After a prison stint for indecency, he's ready for some action and hopes this trip will score him miles of fresh pussy.

Our three adventurers relaxing on the beach before heading out to scale Cameltoe Mt. (L to R) Max Hardcore notorious pervert, Spank The Butcher GIF maker and Johnny Sins legendary pornstar.

And they said Max Hardcore was the pervert...

Valeri An, trophy fuck material. Much like hunting big game in the wild. Hunting cunt in the wild generally aims for the same goals. Spot a trophy and use your wits so that in the end you end up stuffing and mounting them.

I'll post more images of her tonight. Thank you for looking.

I'd bounce her off of the headboard until the cops showed up.