A trophy pussy for any cunt hunter. One that could be relived for many years to come.
Years of bragging to anyone who would listen.
Years of watching reruns of the video you captured on your hidden cam.
Years of going over the play by play while wondering if you could have done anything better.
Years of wondering how the fuck you scored that young snizz to start with.
And yes, catching youself smelling your fingers 5 years later even though you probably washed them at least once.
Who cares? Right? The main thing is that you pulled out your trusty cock and made the kill. . . . that makes you a winner. Now slam 6 beers and give yourself a pat on the back. That was some great pussy dude.
She's a nice one with a great looking body and a pussy that brings tears to my eyes. Best Pornstars Hottest GIFs And Images
Marry Queen aka Miela and her legendary coin slot pussy. I think she has the most photographed pussy in history.and that's for a good reason. It's a remarkable pussy. I've always wanted to take a ride on it just to see if it's as good as it looks. If she snaps my dick off, she snaps my dick off. I'll grow a new one.
Thank you for that lovely display Marry.
Dillion Harper, I wonder if it would make a loud pop. if he got his thumb stuck in that tight pussy and had to pull it out.out,
I'm no God damned doctor but if you left it in there for for a few minutes I'm sure it would need to be amputated. No way you're going to get good circulation in there. I think the same goes for your dick. Hit it in a hurry and get the fuck out.. No sense in taking a chance.
Here's a short poem that I wrote about Vanessa Jordin. I'd like to share it with you..... Nice, fucking, pussy bitch, The End.
Vanessa Jordin. Prized porn pussy. This guy won the porn lottery. I can see him heading to work thinking how it's the same old grind (Oh! A pun.) When he gets there they tell him the scene is with Vanessa Jordin. He grows faint. He thinks to himself. Shit! I should have whacked off a couple of times before I got here. I won't last 30 seconds with that beautiful pussy milking me dick.
And, he's right. Even his professional porn pecker is no match for her vice-like pussy. Down goes Frazier, Down goes Frazier.
Panic sets in just seconds before our hero can no longer contain the mighty load festering in his balls He wonders if he'll ever work in this town again. He imagines the shame he will endure. And then....he unloads. The scene ends with him in the corner, curled up in the fetal position, weeping. The producers wonder if there's even enough footage for one Spank The Butcher GIF? (There was enough for 5 or 6. I will add them to this post if it goes over well enough) They admittedly proclaim that they, should have brought in Johnny Sins for the role. The End.
Vanessa Jordin inspires me so much that I wrote something beautiful I'd like to share with you. Here's a short poem about Vanessa Jordin. ....Hey! Nice pussy bitch. The End.
I thought I'd post a few notable gash. I'll start it off with the legendary Miss Impulse. She's has the same status as the fastest gun in the west would have in years past. She's widely thought to have the hottest pussy on the net.
When you pickup a chick and take her home. There's the moment her pants come off.and it's a crap shoot. You don't know what you gonna get.....continued
You might find a thick brush pile that your dick's not long to smash through. She may have flappy discolored, purple piss flaps that you won't touch
The way I see it. these would all be welcome sites in that moment of chance, Trophies that you'd go back and fuck again....The kind you go around bragging about.
This crafty chick put her hand next to her pussy so you could use it to gage size. It's like some fucking Himalayan explorer putting his pickaxe next to a bigfoot track.
Hey lady? Next time put a fucking pickaxe next to it.
This one thinks she's being original.... I want my picture taken upside down. Yeah, we already seen that.
I think she needs to be cued in. Nobody gives a fuck about your creativity or self expression. That pussy is the ONLY thing you have of any interest. If you didn't have that we have a bounty on you.
. I guess it's fitting to bury my dick in a box.
One of the best from the Abby Winters Group. Ella C Laney or Ella C as she's posted under sometimes, is in great shape. A lot of the models from Abby Winters are real dogs so it's good to see Ella here posing.
I'm going to take an educated estimation of good ol' Ella here just for fun and practice. When out looking for pussy as you all know, you have to be able to assess a chick very quickly and very accurately. You don't have a lot of time to spend getting to know them.
You have to be able to make a few assumptions as well as judgement calls. Oh! and you have to do it in real time.
If you're in a bar, the bar closes at a certain time. To successfully score the best one for your needs, you're going to have to choose between several and you'll have to do it before they throw you from the bar at closing time.
Ok! With that in mind. Ella here sits nearby at the bar. She makes a little small talk with you or you with her.
 My call on Ella?. . . Well, for attractiveness... she is fairly hot. There are probably a few that are hotter in the place . . . BUT. . . . Ella unknowingly is racking up points faster than she's making my balls fill up with what's eventually going to end up on her face.
 My chick scanning penis has picked up some unseen data. It is telling me that she has the stamina and endurance of a wild animal.
My eyes dart over the crowd. Taking a final scan at the options. There's a real beauty across the bar with big tits. It's down to her and Ella. I have 20 minutes until closing and
 I......I'm going with Ella. I have reasoned that the big titted beauty would not keep up with Ella in the sack. My instincts tell me that Ella will heat the bedroom up with intensity. I pick her as being the most likely to put out a solid performance.
 Now, If she'll help me to my car, I think I'm ready for some sweet lovin'
That's how average or slightly above average babes like Ella end up slaying the heavily favored 9s and 10s. She's looks like she's fun and approachable and don't let me forget. . . . She gives me indications that she could snap a dick off with her riding skills.  Love ya Ella, and God bless you .