ABOUT ME:
All for one and one for all.
Fats and flats and everything in between.
Purveyor of Puns for Porn
No expectations,
No promises,Â
No regretsÂ
What to get your favorite slut who wants everything? A Cock Counter! A click for every dick so she can keep that body count up to date.
What is the difference between uvula and vulva?
The way you spell it.
