Not a fan of plastic, but isn't this just so goddamned sexy?

Tart with a tart.

Sanja retired in 2008. She'd be 45 now. Jeebus, is she fine – from every angle.

If there was ever an award for tits, she would certainly be a finalist.

She's saying: "If I look like this, why shouldn't I?" Oh baby, we all so agree.

Is it just me but when a beautiful woman takes her clothes off in a hotel hallway, is that not like the sexiest thing ever? 

The triumph of nature. Such a triumph.

Pleasure Fairers claim it's an opportunity for buttoned-up nine-to-fivers to let their inner hussy go completely harlot. Once, I dated (briefly) one of the heaving bosomed wenches that was a faire regular. (Lawd have mercy did she look the part.) She said the faires were often loaded with strolling and drunken decolletage, wenchmeat spilling out of bodices who could be hookup friendly. (Probably not but it's a nice fantasy.)  I've heard dudes claim they're also a refuge for women of size – if that's your taste, cool. They've their allure. Whatever the truth, a faire sounds very promising. (I've yet to go.)

She is Georgina Gee. She's 5'3", 30 years old and building a media empire you can find here, https://linktr.ee/missgee_. She can also be found on this Flickr account, https://www.deviantart.com/gaelle-intime. She's British. Whatever. She looks like a rolicking good time.

I was in 2nd grade – what did I know about sex or girls? All I knew was there was this girl in class that wore little dresses and was always bending over. I couldn't stop looking. I just couldn't.

Tiny waist, insane curves, lip fillers, perfect skin, sea monster hair, and epically overscaled boobs: a vision that shouldn't exist and every boy's dream?

Not a fan of plastic, but the idea that they give her the confidence, and the desire, to show them off? It's a win for all of us.

With age, it only gets better. She's not looking to get married. She's done that. She's just in it for the sport. And she wants you to want her – badly.

Lingerie, like gift wrap. Why is it so effective? Because she did that just for you. Remind yourself of that while you're edging.

Crop tops, short skirts, tight clothes – all good libido fuel, but something about going braless: The swinging is so provocative, and what is it about nipples? It's impossible not to lose your mind. If I were going to assassinate a political leader, I'd have a group of braless women walk in front of the Secret Service. Pretty sure it couldn't fail.

Whatever's your pleasure, okay?, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. I think I've a pretty well developed imagination, but I just don't get this is going to get you there. Real women are complicated, difficult, disagreeable, demanding – they're all of that and more. All that adds more tension which can work for you, if you know what I'm saying. Plus, this little silicone freak's arms are way too short.

Once, women worried about unrealistic projections of beauty offered by fashion magazines and Playboy. Now, it's AI – pirates, skinny chicks with huge asses, a fucking child with a woman's body, "exotics," impossibly big tits...   We're all doomed.

Tabi Poe is a German mother of two, fitness fanatic, and genius of the dress. She has an IG account if you're interested. 

Maybe the greatest Leia cosplayer yet:

Based in Portland OR, she has a Patreon, blog, Tumblr, & social accounts you can dig through if you'd like. 

She looks statuesque as a giantess but Model Mayhem says she's 5'5". No matter: She's the shit.