She was a former state trooper, karate black belt, "voluptuous vixen" Playmate of 1984, natural F-cup actress of various trashy action B-movies with titles like Hard Hunted, Easy Wheels, and Sins of Desire. I'd read somewhere that she had breast reduction surgery sometime after her Playboy career and before her schlock movies one: so sad. Truly, she was a wonder of nature.

Gawd, I loved the permed clouds of hair of the '70s and '80s.

Ahhh...gravity!

The world's most beautiful shower ever.

Am I wrong? Don't guys want women to dress and tease like this? Don't you dream about this shit? All the time? So, when she does it—entirely for your pleasure, BTW—why do you call her a whore? WTF? 

When my girlfriend meets me like this, I'd never ever do anything to discourage her from doing it again. When you say things like, "Oh baby, you look so good. You're so sexy!" And then bang her like a screen door in a hurricane, you can almost be certain she'll do it for you again. And isn't that what you want? Dudes: Don't be a dick!