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ABOUT ME:
NEWS:Ā Ā Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said:Ā Ā Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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Ugh....bad pun....
Sorry....
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But, if I did, it might look like this:
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