ABOUT ME:
NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
But with us guys, we just look downright silly.....
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Sorry....but the Finger Butt Lift isn't as sexy as you think it is.....
Your ass is fine already....!
(It's just my opinion....)
Guess maybe I shouldn't have Venmo'ed her $100 and gone on cam for her....LOL...
.....she's not into giving handjobs. Might as well finish it yourself...!
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Short hair, butch women are hot.
But hope the two of them do too....!
C'mon...it's just a joke...!
37% hotter as computed on the Revised Hugh Hefner Rating Scale.
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DAMMIT...I'm clicking as fast as I can...!
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Dang.....women have all the good toys....
Ready to eat.
Move the doll in the chair on the right. It's creepy AF.
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1. Nothing to brag about.
2. Probably TMI.
....that he trips down the stairs when he sees her sitting there....
....and 100% he'll masturbate every week to her memory....
