ABOUT ME:
NEWS: Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said: Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
Short hair, butch women are hot.
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And I'd do her today.
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Ok....ok....nice bush too....
Guess the Beatles aren't so bad either .... https://pimpandhost.com/p/you-had-me-at-beatles-67316
But with us guys, we just look downright silly.....
Did he just cum to Luigi or Princess Peach...?!!?
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Wait until you see her floss...!
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....this is going to be an interesting blow job....!
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Runner up....
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37% hotter as computed on the Revised Hugh Hefner Rating Scale.
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And I'd still do her.
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Ugh....bad pun....
Sorry....
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....AWESOME....!
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