Fetish #7: Funky colored hair

Ok, ok....Before and During...might be more accurate....

No top, no bottom....excellent service...!

Tasty....

You could put someone's eye out with those pointy things....maybe even two eyes out...!

I'll wear eye protection and I'm free on Friday....! 

Everytime we did it doggie-position I thought a huge centipede was going to eat my dick....

"....a bite to an adult human is usually very painful and may cause severe swelling, chills, fever, and weakness..."

Damn you, Wlklpedla....

Everytime I went down on her, I kept picturing myself French Kissing a devil with butterfly ears....

37% hotter as computed on the Revised Hugh Hefner Rating Scale.

Before and after what, I don't know....but the after is pretty hot....

And I'm not saying she's a slut but she's been tapped more times than the space bar.

Before and after what, I don't know....but the after is pretty hot....

Before and after what, I don't know....but the after is pretty hot....

Before and after what, I don't know....but the after is pretty hot....

It's just so dang intimidating....LOL...

I try to put on a brave face and be all like:

(Rugby players are very bad ass though....!)

*Duct*Tape*Porn*....!