Repost everywhere....!
...but she calls her underwear "ankle warmers".
DAMMIT...I'm clicking as fast as I can...!
Guaranteed to get the sand out of every crack and crevice...!
....but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone.
....but her favorite flavor of popsicle is dick.
....but she did get fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
...she can count the people she's had sex with on one hand...if that hand was holding a calculator.
*Jumping*Porn*....!
Fetish #14: Women sucking their own tits.
....to masturbate together....
Dammit....what was my Amazon password again....
This is not an endorsement....'cause I haven't tried one....yet.....
This is also not an advertisement....because it's humor....
