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She has a great body. I hope she doesn't get too carried away with that big, fake cock and stretch that little pussy. Ahh! Fuck it! I don't care? I'm not fucking her.

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Aubrey, by the looks of the background, seems to have wandered into a junkyard.  She ended up naked, photographed and eventually posted at everyone's favorite image hosting site pimpandhost.com


I could be reading the whole thing wrong as well.  Maybe this photo shoot was in her own backyard.  In that case I'll be expecting to see the lovely Aubrey on an upcoming episode of Hoarders.

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Grandpa  had the first meaningful erection that he's had in 30 years. Gramps might need a belly full of Viagra to get even a hint of a boner with his wife. But...throw him a hot young fuck like Anneliese and he'll drive railroad spikes with it. Good score old timer.
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That's quite the tight, little pussy. I can't imagine her even pissing out of that little box. Maybe it's like a Chinese finger trap. Oh sure! You can put it in just fine but wait until you try to pull it out. Oh fuck!.. The panic sets in as you realize that you're going to need medical professionals to get you out of there.

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The pussy that just 15 minutes earlier you looked at as if it were heaven, has now become a hellish nightmare. Yeah! Maybe you should have fucked the fatass nextdoor. She has an enormous fucking gash but at least you could get the hell out of it when you're done with it.

Maybe you'd have been better off if you stayed home altogether and masturbated. There's an old saying that applies to the hilarious situation that you're in right now. "If it's too good to be true, it is."

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Too embarrassed to call for help, you contemplate cutting it off and leaving it behind as you make an escape. No! That's too brutal and you would welcome death before that crazy bullshit. You're going to have to figure out how to get to the phone and call an ambulance. Good Luck. Ha Ha.
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Bella Cole is one of the only pornstars that produces some  really hot talk while she's fucking. I banged a chick one time and she asked me afterward if I liked her hot talk. I said "Who listens" she gets pissed off and I never fucked her again. Moral of the story... Never tell the truth to chicks.

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Euro babe Barra has one of the nicest pussies I've seen. I'd say that she's in the top 10 pussies that I would love to puncture.

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Oh Shit! I'm back. I was looking up at her pussy the way one gazes up at the heavens and I blacked out. When I regained consciousness, my hands were sticky and I couldn't find my pants. I wonder what happened.

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She better take it easy. If she bends back too much further she'll tear that tight, little pussy wide open. I'd laugh. Five minutes ago I had dreams of laying pipe to that pussy. Now that it's stretches from your belly button to just above your ass crack....I'm not so interested anymore.

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That fucker should be designated a national monument. I know pretty much any man would dream of going there. I posted a bunch of her images. You can see them here at pimpandhost.com at https://pimpandhost.com/album

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I just know that if it that was me, I have to whip out my camera and get some pictures and maybe some video too. It's like bagging a world's record big game animal. You gotta have some proof, which means you gotta have those pictures man.

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They must have told this guy. Hey! We want you to whack off at least three times before you show up on the set. Otherwise you're going to ruin the whole fucking scene. This is like getting in the ring with the world's heavyweight champ. There's no way you're going to last through the first round. Otherwise.........

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we're going to have to run the scene in slow motion to make it look like you lasted a full minute. Like I said. If you want to see more of her, I posted a bunch here at pimpandhost.com in this gallery
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Good score dude! It looks like this teen loving fucker has everything under control. I see he shaved his bush off. I have to assume that's to make his dick look 2 inches longer.

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He chose to roll the dice and go in without a rubber. This guy is a risk taker or he just doesn't give a shit.

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Raw dogging a teen is risky business. Let's see how our hero navigates these dangerous shoals
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When he blows his load in a few seconds, the reality of the situation will set in. The paranoia begins to escalate. He imagines Chris Hansen and the crew of "To Catch A Predator" are just outside the door hiding in the bushes.
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He estimates the odds of having fertilized her hyper-active eggs. ...

Then he remembers that in the heat of all of this, he never even asked her age.
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He checks the laws and lengths of prison sentences in his state.

He wishes he had just stayed home and masturbated.

He swears to never again let his dick think for him and risk his future.

Until next time.

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Mara Swan is one of the most impressive fuckers in the amateur/almost famous class of internet pussy providers. She made/makes homemade porn but her video quality and production skills are getting very good. Her videos are under the name Made In Canarias

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Anna Khara using what appears to be either a rare Zebra cock or possibly a Rhino horn to masturbate. Anna says, "endangered species? Piss on em' a girl's gotta fuck herself."
 
 Being the big hearted humanitarian that I am,I will fuck Anna to save a God damned endangered species. Ahh! It feels good to give back to the community.

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Mogan Blanche, Pornstar gets her meat where she makes her bread. That's a pretty sweet deal I'd say.


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