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This guy got the golden opportunity to slap around some beautiful hairy pussy and he took it. It's wonderful that he had the good sense to film it for others to enjoy as well.

Ā He even shaved his own bush to make it appear that he has an extra inch of dick. My hat's off to you bush man. Long may you stab your hair covered prey.

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The Holy Land for pussy lovin fucks like me .The legendary pussy of Miss Impulse

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Kinda looks like a ham with the bone cut out.

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Miss Impulse and her hall of fame porn pussy.

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I remember trying desperately to fuck my sister's Barbie dolls. Well that didn't work out but I found that you could cut a custom sized hole in the ass of the old Mrs Beasely doll with a jack knife and have hours and hours of fun. No she wasn't as hot as Barbie but she'd do in a pinch.


. Ah yes! She never had a headache, never got tired, never bitched and complained and most of all she could never tell of the unspeakable acts that I had her perform on me... Anyway back to the images.

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Jenny Wild is so in the mood to fuck that she has a session with her teddybear. Then her step-brother happens by and decides to check in on her. Shit! I'm giving away whole plot.

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Call me a pervert but I find it hot that this teen is horny enough to fuck a teddybear. I mean it makes you think "Yeah, I could get her. Even that fat ass bear got some" Then you end up asleep with your dick in your hand.
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She was having so much fun with the bear that she didn't notice he was there. Let's see. maybe he'll end up fucking her.
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I got it on the first guess.
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All in all this is a feel good story with a surprise ending. All except the teddy bear. That poor magnificent bastard got cuckrd toward the end. She tossed him aside for real cock.
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I originally thought that this was Sasha Camwither. I searched to see if I could find this video again but nothing. I searched all of Sasha's videos and nothing. I don't get it.

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I like having some fun with stupid shit like this. I had the day off. I masturbated 3 times, drank a pot of coffee, smoked a pack of cigarettes, fucked the fat chick nextdoor, got bored and made this.


Ā Chuck Norris fucks with Johnny's friend Dick Meatus and Johnny shows up with his dick swinging.. Chaos ensues. Thanks for looking.

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Lea Lexis doing some naked yoga.She was once an olympian level gymnast. She messaged a couple of years ago after I posted something of her that she liked. IĀ  told her that I was very interested in private yoga lessons and I thought she would be just perfect for me as a teacher. She said sure. She's even come and stay the weekend ot a week. I had to pay her daily fees and give her a place to stay.


Her fees wern't that much. I really wish I'd taken her up on that. I would have loved to lay pipe to that magnificent, sexy bastard.

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Samantha Saint has her aroused and erect nipples worked over. Those nipples are probably bigger than his cock.

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Natalie Vegas,She;s one of the hottest women that I've ever seen in porn. As far as I know she's either retired, quit or is inactive. She only did a few senes. It's too bad. She's so fine I'd really like to have seen more.


Every so often for the past 5 years or so, I do a check to see if I can find anything from her that I haven't see, So far nothing.

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What a little piece of pussy.

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Go Natalie. Save a piece for me.

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Kenzie Madison is a great performer. Every scene that I've seen her in has her coming up with a new and original twist. That's very impressive considering the adult film industry is full of predictable done

to death routines.


I've seen her do some crazy, asshole shit while taking cock. She must be a damn fun fuck.

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Mae Meyers, She's pretty tiny to be messing with that big piece of pipe. I was waiting for a piece of her liver to come out stuck to the end of his dick.

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Kissa Sins is the wife of porn legend Johnny Sins. .....Know your porn trivia. .....It might get you some skull if you run into a pornstar,..... but proably not.

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Kissa Sins I would have to assume is an outstanding performer in the sack. Johnny Sins married her. He's slapped around a lot of pussy. Once again I'm going to stick my ass out the window here and assume he knows great pussy from good pussy.


She must have fucked him like an axe murderer to stand out from the others. Well done Kissa.

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Kissa Sins, I love the faces she makes. You'd swear this guy had 2 feet of dick and it's as big around as a coffee can.
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I've often wondered. When a man and his wife are out somewhere and they run across a pornstar. Does he say something? Like. hey I know you. You're Kissa Sins. He's kinda fucked if he does because his wife will surely ask him 'Who was that?" He'd say "Why that was pornstar Kissa Sins." in effect admitting that he'd been watching porn when he's in the man cave.


If he does that she will make his life a hellish fucking nighmare for the next 30 years or until A) He finally can take no more of her sick games and strangles her with the E string from his guitar. Or B) After spending all of his money and torching his car, he fashions a noose and hangs himself.

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It's a little known fact that Spank The Butcher and porn legend Johnny Sins go way back.


Here's a picture of our last trip to France. He was so drunk he shit in the bathtub at our hotel. When he passed out I stuffed $10.00 worth of quarters up his ass. When he woke up he came running out of the bathroom screaming "We rich, we're rich" He thought he could shit quarters for the rest of his life.

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Spank The Butcher with legendary pornstar Johnny Sins The trail of drunkeness and destruction they left behind them has earned these two a 10 year ban from France.


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