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A trophy pussy for any cunt hunter. One that could be relived for many years to come.


Years of bragging to anyone who would listen.


Years of watching reruns of the video you captured on your hidden cam.


Years of going over the play by play while wondering if you could have done anything better.


Years of wondering how the fuck you scored that young snizz to start with.


And yes, catching youself smelling your fingers 5 years later even though you probably washed them at least once.


Who cares? Right? The main thing is that you pulled out your trusty cock and made the kill. . . . that makes you a winner.  Now slam 6 beers and give yourself a pat on the back. That was some great pussy dude.

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She's a sexy one. She;s also a naughty one. For going around showing off that pussy she deserves 10 inches of angry cock. .

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Guy whips it out and takes a piss on Nata Lee before he fucks her. I know that when I need to take a good long piss, I always think to myself, damn! I wish there was a pornstar here for me to piss on. This fuck was just in the right place at the right time.

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Hot, young teen shows her shit off on her webcam. When I was in school there were no camgirls. If I were in school now, I would try to pimp out the hot ones for webshows and make some money.

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She goes by the name "Naughty Ginger" on twitter and I remember her posting on other sites as well. She's a trophy fuck and if she's encountered in the wild, every effort to bag her shoud be taken. The man who harvests this prized pelt will be a folk hero

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Young, chubby chick who's not afraid to show that shit off.

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She looks like she's tighter than a greased fist.

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She's sturdy enough to take a good pounding and come back for more.

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When I was in school there were a few chubby yet sexy girls. I regret that I did not fuck them all. I went for the hot ones but many times these thick girls will out perform them where it really counts. In the sack.

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Hope Howell gets the most valuable lesson this wise teacher could give. Teacher... If I have an 8 inch pipe and I bury 7 3/4 inches of it. How much is sticking out? Hope......1/4 inch?  Teacher.....Wrong! Nothing is left sticking out because I'm going to slam the whole fucking thing in there. How do like me now?

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Hazel Grace is in my opinion the hottest performer in the adult film industry. In fact, at the moment, I can't think of any other pornstar that's sexier. Even when I think back through porn's history, I still draw a blank.

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I started to ask myself, what lengths would I go to in order to mount this trophy pussy. I have compiled a list of unspeakable acts that I would consider in order to bag the Princess of Poon.

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1) Accept an invitation to a slumber party at O.J. Simpson's then drink until I passed out.
2) Shave my head with a cheese grater while chewing on aluminum foil.

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3) Put my nuts on an anvil and hand out sledge hammers.
4) Stick an empty Coke bottle full of angry hornets up my ass.

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5)  Have rough sex with a bear.
6) Cut my toenails with a chainsaw

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7) Lather up my balls with bacon grease and run naked through the Lion enclosure at the zoo.
8) Stick my ass in a blast furnace while having my balls sandblasted.

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 9) Go to Mexico, eat raw fruit. drink the water and buy tacos fom a vendor with dirty hands.
10) Eat a meal that was recovered from an autopsy.

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11) Fuck Whoopee Goldberg ...... (Not sure I could go through with this one.)
12) Kick an angry Kodiak Grizzly Bear in the nuts.

There you have it. These stunts would likely render me unable to perform but fuck it. In the event I survive and am able to maintain a meaningful erection. I will be knocking the dust off of Hazel Grace's pussy. I have a pile of Hazel Grace's  photos here at pimpandhost,com Image Galleries Best Of Porn Pics

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Heidi Hollywood has the kind of body that makes me fuck away with blind fury. One minute you're delivering the performance of your life. The next minute you're facing 15 years. Ain't that a son of a bitch?

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Playful Anne showing the shit off in the bath. What's the difference between a girl in church and Playful Anne in the bathtub?  Answer: The girl in church has hope in her soul.

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Melody Marks is an academy award level actress. She had me really believing that she was getting rammed until she was cuckoo for cocoa puffs. I now think it's just great acting.
Of course I would like to test my skills to see if I could fuck her silly.

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She drew a royal flush in the card hand of fate. She was blessed with a very high sexual market value. She's stocked with all the weapons needed to meet you head to head for some hot, fartsack warfare. And then send you on your way fully satisfied.

Hot curves that whisper "hey man! ride me like a farm animal, I'm built to take it"..............

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Big fucking tits that offer two whole bushels of fun.


A sweet hairy pussy that promises to milk your dick like a Rocky Mountain Goat.

Not to mention a big ol' ass that welcomes a good slapping around....


If you ever get a chance to fuck a big titted, mythical beast like this......

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Don't miss out on any of the rides at her magic kingdom.



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