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I like having some fun with stupid shit like this. I had the day off. I masturbated 3 times, drank a pot of coffee, smoked a pack of cigarettes, fucked the fat chick nextdoor, got bored and made this.


 Chuck Norris fucks with Johnny's friend Dick Meatus and Johnny shows up with his dick swinging.. Chaos ensues. Thanks for looking.

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Samantha Saint has her aroused and erect nipples worked over. Those nipples are probably bigger than his cock.

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Mae Meyers, She's pretty tiny to be messing with that big piece of pipe. I was waiting for a piece of her liver to come out stuck to the end of his dick.

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Karissa Kane takes a good pounding...... In the last couple of days somebody brought up the topic of selling sperm at the sperm bank. They said some places were paying $600.00 a load.


That made me sick to my stomach. Just think of all the money I let slip through my fingers over the years. I should have frozen it all. I could have pulled up with a tanker truck full.

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Aysha, She's built to take a pounding.

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Kenzie Green, Nice thick curves.
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Romi Rain, hitting the thickness.

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Olivia Nice. Pornstar with some curvature.

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Liz Raperson, I'll take a second helping of that.

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Jasmine, coin slot, honeypot twat.

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Melissa May, Chubby teen makes for some good fuckings.

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If this gif is not moving you can click on it or see it here Spank The Butcher Crazy Lady


They say "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed" and I've found that to be fairly accurate. They also say "Never stick your dick in crazy" There again I must agree. The paradox in this whole thing is. If you never stick your dick in crazy you're a virgin.


The chick in this GIF just screams "I'm clinically insane. I'm one slight misunderstanding away from being criminally insane as well" I can also picture her saying "If you really love your Corvette, don't piss me off" To which I'd answer "I'm a butcher. I can walk around with hacked up meat in my hands and blood in my hair and nobody would look twice. If you really love your tongue. Don't piss me off?


Then I throw ol' crazy lady here in the fart sack and fuck her until she sees God.

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 I should have done what my Grandpa told me to do. He said "boy, be a God damned pornstar" I never listen.

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Disclaimor....These are trained professionals. Do not attempt any of these actions at home. Dismemberment could result.


Kenzie Madison is really throwing down some ass on that fucker. One wrong move and she will drive his cock down backwards and out his ass. Yeah. This asshole will fuck himself by proxy.


Another ugly scenario would be a snap sound. That's right. She snapped his dick off. ...I'd laugh....Ok! Let's watch and see how out hero navigates these dangerous shoals.

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Sellapink, She's primarily a webcam girl but she has a few videos that are hard to find because of places like onlyfans that lord over their video collections.


She has a remarkable pussy. Her huge, puffy, coin slot pussy mound draws curious onlookers from the world over.

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A pussy loved and feared by all. The pussy of Sellapink.

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Sellapink and her oversized cleft of Venus.

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AndiAngelWW, She's another one of several posters with delicious, innie and coin slot pussies.


She's out there on the front lines displaying that pussy, saving lives and keeping America safe. For all of your efforts I just want to say Thank you and God bless you.


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