That's quite the tight, little pussy. I can't imagine her even pissing out of that little box. Maybe it's like a Chinese finger trap. Oh sure! You can put it in just fine but wait until you try to pull it out. Oh fuck!.. The panic sets in as you realize that you're going to need medical professionals to get you out of there.
The pussy that just 15 minutes earlier you looked at as if it were heaven, has now become a hellish nightmare. Yeah! Maybe you should have fucked the fatass nextdoor. She has an enormous fucking gash but at least you could get the hell out of it when you're done with it.
Maybe you'd have been better off if you stayed home altogether and masturbated. There's an old saying that applies to the hilarious situation that you're in right now. "If it's too good to be true, it is."
Too embarrassed to call for help, you contemplate cutting it off and leaving it behind as you make an escape. No! That's too brutal and you would welcome death before that crazy bullshit. You're going to have to figure out how to get to the phone and call an ambulance. Good Luck. Ha Ha.
Pinky June needed to shave that unruly brush pile she'd grown over the winter. There were Japanese soldiers living in there that didn't know the war was over. She mowed through that rainforest and bam! she's back to the Pinky June that we all know and want to fuck.
I'd bounce her off of the headboard until the cops showed up.
