I really like this chick Sammie. I have more of her posted in this gallery Thick Chicks With Curves
In this scene she's at work and finds this guy in the breakroom asleep with his dick hanging out.
She couldn't resist touching it, then sucking it and from watching countless porn flicks you already know that he wakes up and it's underway.
They'd either be too scared to call the cops because I'd come for them next (and I would) or they'd call and hilarity would ensue, , , cont.
The cops arrive and do their silly little professional wrestling voices lol. (I always respond with the same voice)
Them: Sir? Do you know why we're here?
Me: Because I'm black?
Them: Sir, you're white.
Them: It is sir. What's the problem?
Me: I'm just too damned good. There ought to be a law against magnificent pagan beasts like me but there isn't so you gentlemen have a good night.
Lovita is a knockout babe who's one of those 'Too Hot For Porn" performers. I don't know about anybody else but I say there's nobody too hot for porn. . . . Cont.
Miss Universe? Get her a gig at realitykings.com she can pull off a gang bang just as well as the regular pornstars. In fact, she probably has. . . . Cont
Miss America? Fuck her. Throw her in a scene with an angry dyke for a good fisting. . . . Cont
Any Hollywood starlet? Book em' for a salad tossing scene with a sweaty Ron Jeremy. . . . Cont
Lovita looks fantastic with her shorts and knee high socks but she's not too hot for porn. . . Any snooty bitch that's thinks she's too hot to fuck you on the first date? . . Go directly to the midget gang bang with a golden shower scene as the finale . . . . Cont
Yes dude, get those shorts off of that magnificent ass. Good times are just ahead for you. Don't do anything stupid like start thinking that she's too hot to be fucking you. . . . Cont
Not too hot for porn now are you? Fuck no. You're really just fucking for money. That's basically a prostitute. The real difference is that there's a camera crew filming it. For the whole fucking world to see. . . . Cont
She is a nice piece of ass. She could make it as a high cost call girl. I'd pay a little extra to get her instead of a toothless, scab picking skank. . . .
I'd say she was pretty lucky to get te gig as a pornstar. I'd also say that we the porn watching people are pretty lucky to watch her fuck. . .