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Sometimes I wonder what kind of boyfriends some of these beautiful porn chicks have. I can't imagine too many men would care to be with a chick that gets paid to fuck. That's a prostitute. However this prostitute does it on film for the world to see,

 I'd say it would be virtually impossible for them to get with a high status man. How about the CEO at a large company. Imagine the company Christmas party. Here comes the CEO with a porn whore. Probably not going to take place, This chick may have been able to snag a millionaire but now her chances are roughly zero.. Thats too bad.

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If I ever got her in the sack the pounding would be so primal and passion fueled that the neighbors would think I was killing somebody..

They'd either be too scared to call the cops because I'd come for them next (and I would) or they'd call and hilarity would ensue, , , cont.

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The cops arrive and do their silly little professional wrestling voices lol. (I always respond with the same voice)


Them: Sir? Do you know why we're here?


Me: Because I'm black?


Them: Sir, you're white.

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Me: Then I don't know. Is it because crazy lady is screaming in there?


Them: It is sir. What's the problem?


Me: I'm just too damned good. There ought to be a law against magnificent pagan beasts like me but there isn't so you gentlemen have a good night.

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Nothing more romantic than getting an ass packing next to a roaring fire.  I'm imagining this guy planning out this date. Hmmm! I'll buy her a dozen long stemmed roses, read her the poem that I wrote for her, start a romantic fire, look deep into her eyes and then fuck her asshole until she pukes


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