Slam jammin' that bush. This guy is going to pound that bush until the cops show up.
 Sir? Have you had any bush tonight?Â
Well! I had the one, but only for a minute.
 Sir? Do you realize this is you sixth offense of aggravated assault of a bush?Â
Yeah! I think I have a problem, I'll seek help immediately.Â
You'll be doing it from jail. This is going to be 90 days in county.
 Shit! I don't suppose there's any bush in there hey?
I salute the man for his interestin, or maybe it's obsession with bush. Whatever the case he's a bush lovin' nigga like me.
This guy is no dummy. He volunteered to "Help" Tinslee get undressed for bed. What a great guy. Well, this big hearted humanatarian had other ideas too.
Once he "helped" her get her panties off and got a look at her breathtakingly beautiful pussy, he was all choked up. This horndog pretending to be a helpful nice guy was overcome at the sight of her bush.
He was pretty sure that by now he was going to fuck her shortly. He thanked the gods for this night and prayed to them to allow his best performance in the sack ever.
He was imagining his cock in that magnificent hairy treasure. He imagined feeling her sliding the length 0f his aching cock. And then..........
He released his mighty load right in his pants...........Just kidding but it could have happened.
At last, His cock had made contact with the object of his desire. It was magic...This shit was the kind of thing he'd only imagined in his head. He'd always wanted a beautiful bush like Tinslee's to fuck forever and ever and ever.
He knew he couldn't last long with this prize hairy pussy sucking his cock. It was too damned good. He figured he would hit it with intensity and passion and hope she would overlook his brief performance. He also reasoned that he could smoke a cigarette and run at the same time. She didn't know where he lived. He would escape and leave his guilt and shame behind.
Every day after the sexual encounter with Tinslee, he would look down at his dick with hatred. His dick in return, looked at him and tried to spit out the words "half man" and "fucking loser" but only white shit spewed forth.
Maybe someday after having plastic surgery and legally changing his name, he could fuck her again and get a second chance at being the hero that he failed so desperately to be. If not, his anger and self hatred would drive him to cut off his own penis with a blow torch.
How could this shit have happened. Especially when he had his dream pussy right there? Well....horrible things happen to nice guys all the time. Moral of the story... Don't be a nice guy like this fuckup.