Slam jammin' that bush. This guy is going to pound that bush until the cops show up.

 Sir? Have you had any bush tonight? 

Well! I had the one, but only for a minute.

 Sir? Do you realize this is you sixth offense of aggravated assault of a bush? 

Yeah! I think I have a problem, I'll seek help immediately. 

You'll be doing it from jail. This is going to be 90 days in county.

 Shit! I don't suppose there's any bush in there hey?

I salute the man for his interestin, or maybe it's obsession with bush. Whatever the case he's a bush lovin' nigga like me.