My engineer penis instinctively wondered if  W = Fx  --or-- KE = 1/2mvSquared  would be used in this case....

At least you know what to get her for Christmas, birthday, Valentine's, anniversary....

.....Penguin Awareness Day (Jan 20), Nat'l Weatherperson’s Day (Feb 5), Middle Name Pride Day (Mar 10), Librarian Day (Apr 4), Star Wars Day (May the Fourth), Flip a Coin Day (Jun 1), Shark Awareness Day (Jul 14), Potato Day (Aug 19), Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sep 19), Nat'l Taco Day (Oct 4),Tongue Twisters Day (Nov 13), Festivus (Dec 23)....

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....or did he cum for the Yankees....?

Ok...ok....I'll admit I came to a Cards win once.....

Wonder if she came at "0"....?

Unfortunately, I came at "11"......it happens....

(LOL)

....but....damn, how's a guy supposed to compete with that....!?!??

Ok, ok....how am I supposed to compete with that water bottle....?!

I'm not a member of the Water Bottle Club.....maybe more a member of the RedBuII Bottle Club....

Wait....how big are those FiveHour Energy Drink bottles....?   

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