Have a HD and a Triumph Bonneville....but always wanted an Enfield. Â
A Royal Enfield and a hot babe to ride on it....!
ABOUT ME:
NEWS:Â Â Over on the Forum side, I just saw that the Top Pimp said that I am "on a distinguished road"......
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
He also said:Â Â Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
That one has me perplexed....
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Vote for your favorite...!
But, if I did, it would look like this:
Hot Korean women....sexy outfits.....sultry strutting....and the music was kinda catchy.....
And...now that that is over...back to the adult stuff....
Eating pussy has nothing to do with Happy New Year....it's just hot....
37% hotter as computed on the Revised Hugh Hefner Rating Scale.
...The biting-your-lip pose is very hot....
And, for that, we thank you....
Uh....I don't even know how this would be catergorized....
[Mixed metaphors are so confusing.]
Now, back to porn that I can get a grip on.....that I can get my hands around....that'll let me take matters into my own hands....and, finally, give myself a hand....
......................Good...................................................................................Better..................................................................Best.....................................
DAMMIT...I'm clicking as fast as I can...!
In the "Sheer Impact" category.....
First Place: Val "Velocity" McWhorterstein and his lovely wife, Jizzy (healing nicely from the whiplash)...
87 out of 100Â on the John Holmes Cum Acceleration Scale.
Second Place: Corey "Corkscrew" Maddick -- For his "3by360", twisting cumshot. Â
Third Place:Â Barry McKockiner -- "Between the Eyes--3 to 5 feet range"
Runner up: Cole Play -- Straight Line Cumshots (2 out 4 spurts landed). Â
Fetish #7: Short/Butch hair
.............................Good....................................................................................Better..............................................................................Best.................
Women....take off your clothes and you will feel happier...!
And, ladies, as one of the few 'sensitive' men here, I am so concerned about your happiness that I will volunteer my time to help you out of your clothes, for you to experience your new-found happiness.
After the football game is over.
[Geez, I'm such a male....]
Sorry for the bad puns.....
