But, if I did, it would look like this:

Hot lady.....sexy hair.....nice size up top....great thigh gap....

And...now that that is over...back to the adult stuff....

And some links to previous posts on this theme....

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Follow this link to previous post and links to other spinners...!

............................Good...........................................................................Better.........................................................................Best......

....according to the Penis Sun Dial.....

(....snicker....)

Always bring a date to the Group Sex party.  

Or you might end up just masturbating by the pool.....

And, no, size don't matter....it's just a nice pose....

Fetish #7: Funky colored hair, short hair, no hair

Follow this link to previous post and links to other coffee lovers...!

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In These Unprecendented Times: COVID porn...!

Some previous women you'd risk covid just to ____ their _____.

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(This is just  partial list....)

Previous confessions:

https://pimpandhost.com/p/pimp-host-confession-39467

https://pimpandhost.com/p/pimp-host-confession-37508

https://pimpandhost.com/p/pimp-host-confession-37174

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https://pimpandhost.com/p/confession-21417

Follow this link to previous post that has a list of links for other spinners...!

One for the ladies (so to speak)...

Previous orders of coffee....!

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