.....sometimes you have to admire the skill it takes to make the scene work....
[Golf clap....]
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....according to the Penis Sundial.....
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.....you definitely need that fan....!
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....instead, maybe you should just tell your barista buddies you dumped her because she wouldn't put out....
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.....sex on the front porch stairs ain't her thing....
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.....the size doesn't matter....
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.................................................................Clothes: Not Happy.....................................,...........No Clothes: HAPPY.................................
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