.....wait....it smells kinda familiar.....

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HONEY.....Get in here.....!?!?!!!!


(Relax....It's just a joke...!   I'm not married.   But....my dog does have a P&A account.)


                             (And that's a joke too....because you can get banned for multiple accounts.  Right, Gabby and cara....?)



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.....open end box wrench.....

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Ok...ok....I'd like her pussy too....

But I also want a bunch of 1/2 to 3/8 socket adapters.....I keep losing those damn things.

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I only want a few things in life. Here are some....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/damn-i-want-that-98081




....but eventually he found a good use for them....

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Not every guy can hold her head and stroke his cock and play with his balls all at the same time...!


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He maybe an 'average joe' but he's getting some.....

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ehh.....he probably can afford to buy a dozen eggs.....


Other lucky just-around-the-national-average-of-5.6-inches guys:

https://pimpandhost.com/p/don-t-laugh-122415




Short hair and butch haircut women are hot.

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Follow this link to explore a trail of previous hot, short hair, butch women...!

https://pimpandhost.com/p/pimp-host-confession-122563




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C'mon...just joking...!

I'm so torn on circumcision.

I mean, you're either foreskin or against it.


I might get banned for that one....


....because the bitch is a fucking lady....!

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C'mon.......it's a joke.....besides, I'm one of the few users here that respects women....!


Other dainty ladies....

https://pimpandhost.com/p/no-she-s-holding-her-pinky-up-because-122153





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