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These are a national monument. Well, they should be. Fuck Mt Rushmore. Fuck Yellowstone and fuck the rest.I would gaze upon them for hours. I would camp near them for a weekend. I would take photos. I would post a review at tripadvisor.

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 I should have done what my Grandpa told me to do. He said "boy, be a God damned pornstar" I never listen.

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NothingButToys, I would love to climb on this big titted animal. All in all I think laying pipe to this well stacked cock candy would brighten my day.

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