Need some painting done on the garage? No need to call an expensive painting crew. Slap that paintbrush in the paint and put the handle in her asshole. She'll have that garage looking great in no time. Just think of the money you saved.
Laptop has a virus from cruising porn? TV not working cause you came home drunk and trashed the place? Cheer up you drunken porn loving cocksucker. Use her for entertainment after she's done doing the laundry, jacking up the car and painting the garage. Sit back and admire that sexy ass. Ahh life is good. Now get me a beer. Oh! and don't bring it to me stuck in your ass. It's gets warm too fast.
Katy 18 Pocahontas using her big Brazilian ass to make a little spending money. You have to admire her for putting forth the effort, however in my opinion she's working for way too little in pay outs. She should be selling that ass to fuck sugar daddies. If I were a chick with an ass like that, I'd use that fucker until I had a mansion.
Johnny Sins shows Karter Foxx where the bear shits. I'll bet that male pornstars are the most reliable workers on Earth. I can't imagine one of them showing up late or skipping work. They get up and put their clothes on knowing they're going to get laid and then paid for it.
 I think most guys admire a guy who uses his fucking dick to make a living. I myself am a little envious. I know a guy in town here who used his dick to take over one of the most prosperous manufacturing plants in the region. He started out working there assembling products for shitty pay. Eventually he started fucking the owner's daughter and then marrying her.
Today that bastard is the owner of the place and he did it with nothing but his dick. Now that's a businessman. Another friend of mine did the same using the same business plan. If that was me I would look down at my dick every day and say. "Thank you, you magnificent bastard. Thank you, Thank you, you're the best cock a guy could ever have.
Dillion Harper, I wonder if it would make a loud pop. if he got his thumb stuck in that tight pussy and had to pull it out.out,
I'm no God damned doctor but if you left it in there for for a few minutes I'm sure it would need to be amputated. No way you're going to get good circulation in there. I think the same goes for your dick. Hit it in a hurry and get the fuck out.. No sense in taking a chance.
Erin Chase in her schoolgirl uniform. Chicks who wear schoolgirl outfits take a hell of a pounding. I bought two of them a few years ago to have the girlfriends wear when they came over. They both ended up trashed. One was torn to shreds the other one was ripped badly and had several loads launched on it.
 I don't know how that happened. I must have blacked out and in a primal sexually induced frenzy lost control. Ah yes! The valuable lesson that I got from it was Stay the fuck away from chicks in schoolgirl uniforms.
That's one of the beauties of a big thicky like this with two bushels of ass. They can take a pounding. You'll have a good time, and you can bust a nut. Pulling off all three of those is the hat trick. Three fucking bullseyes. Grab some thick stuff this weekend and see if what I say isn't true.
P.S. Please get some video like this saint of a man did. I want to make a couple of GIFs of it. I'll post them up. I promise.