Hazel Grace is in my opinion the hottest performer in the adult film industry. In fact, at the moment, I can't think of any other pornstar that's sexier. Even when I think back through porn's history, I still draw a blank.
I started to ask myself, what lengths would I go to in order to mount this trophy pussy. I have compiled a list of unspeakable acts that I would consider in order to bag the Princess of Poon.
1) Accept an invitation to a slumber party at O.J. Simpson's then drink until I passed out.
2) Shave my head with a cheese grater while chewing on aluminum foil.
3) Put my nuts on an anvil and hand out sledge hammers.
4) Stick an empty Coke bottle full of angry hornets up my ass.
5)Â Have rough sex with a bear.
6) Cut my toenails with a chainsaw
7) Lather up my balls with bacon grease and run naked through the Lion enclosure at the zoo.
8) Stick my ass in a blast furnace while having my balls sandblasted.
 9) Go to Mexico, eat raw fruit. drink the water and buy tacos fom a vendor with dirty hands.
10) Eat a meal that was recovered from an autopsy.
11) Fuck Whoopee Goldberg ...... (Not sure I could go through with this one.)
12) Kick an angry Kodiak Grizzly Bear in the nuts.
There you have it. These stunts would likely render me unable to perform but fuck it. In the event I survive and am able to maintain a meaningful erection. I will be knocking the dust off of Hazel Grace's pussy. I have a pile of Hazel Grace's photos here at pimpandhost,com Image Galleries Best Of Porn Pics
Mae Meyers, She's pretty tiny to be messing with that big piece of pipe. I was waiting for a piece of her liver to come out stuck to the end of his dick.
One of the best from the Abby Winters Group. Ella C Laney or Ella C as she's posted under sometimes, is in great shape. A lot of the models from Abby Winters are real dogs so it's good to see Ella here posing.
I'm going to take an educated estimation of good ol' Ella here just for fun and practice. When out looking for pussy as you all know, you have to be able to assess a chick very quickly and very accurately. You don't have a lot of time to spend getting to know them.
You have to be able to make a few assumptions as well as judgement calls. Oh! and you have to do it in real time.
If you're in a bar, the bar closes at a certain time. To successfully score the best one for your needs, you're going to have to choose between several and you'll have to do it before they throw you from the bar at closing time.
Ok! With that in mind. Ella here sits nearby at the bar. She makes a little small talk with you or you with her.
 My call on Ella?. . . Well, for attractiveness... she is fairly hot. There are probably a few that are hotter in the place . . . BUT. . . . Ella unknowingly is racking up points faster than she's making my balls fill up with what's eventually going to end up on her face.
 My chick scanning penis has picked up some unseen data. It is telling me that she has the stamina and endurance of a wild animal.
My eyes dart over the crowd. Taking a final scan at the options. There's a real beauty across the bar with big tits. It's down to her and Ella. I have 20 minutes until closing and
 I......I'm going with Ella. I have reasoned that the big titted beauty would not keep up with Ella in the sack. My instincts tell me that Ella will heat the bedroom up with intensity. I pick her as being the most likely to put out a solid performance.
 Now, If she'll help me to my car, I think I'm ready for some sweet lovin'
That's how average or slightly above average babes like Ella end up slaying the heavily favored 9s and 10s. She's looks like she's fun and approachable and don't let me forget. . . . She gives me indications that she could snap a dick off with her riding skills.  Love ya Ella, and God bless you .
A delightful example of some steaming, hot pussy that should be fucked without remorse, without conscience and without mercy. Good day.
Abby Cross, one of the adult entertainment industry's best and hottest performers.
