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What do you think about my beautiful friend Doreen


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These are a national monument. Well, they should be. Fuck Mt Rushmore. Fuck Yellowstone and fuck the rest.I would gaze upon them for hours. I would camp near them for a weekend. I would take photos. I would post a review at tripadvisor.

Bhad Bharbie has an Only Fans that shows no nudity.....WTF.

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Aysha, She's built to take a pounding.

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Kenzie Green, Nice thick curves.
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Romi Rain, hitting the thickness.

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Olivia Nice. Pornstar with some curvature.

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Liz Raperson, I'll take a second helping of that.

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Jasmine, coin slot, honeypot twat.

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Melissa May, Chubby teen makes for some good fuckings.

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 I should have done what my Grandpa told me to do. He said "boy, be a God damned pornstar" I never listen.

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She reminds me a little of the chicks in the porn magazines we used to look at when we were kids. Their bushes may have been a little bigger though. Which reminds me.


When I was a boy it was fairly common to find porn magazines along the roadside in bags or even out in the woods. Me and my neighbor kids found a huge plastic bag full. Playboy, OUI, Penthouse, Adam all the big names of the day. Oh! and one other thing. There was a God damned matress out there. Yah! some fucking pervert. Probably the neighbor kid Keith, dragged a matress 3/4 of a mile (at least) so he could wack off.


As the age of the internet came along, I took a long look at my prized collection of porn. With a tear in my eye I packed them in a big plastic bag and hauled them out to the same woods where I found the porn. Some kid is going to think he won the porn lottery...... Ahhh! It feels good to give back to the community.





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