If this gif is not moving you can click on it or see it here Spank The Butcher Crazy Lady

They say "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed" and I've found that to be fairly accurate. They also say "Never stick your dick in crazy" There again I must agree. The paradox in this whole thing is. If you never stick your dick in crazy you're a virgin.

The chick in this GIF just screams "I'm clinically insane. I'm one slight misunderstanding away from being criminally insane as well" I can also picture her saying "If you really love your Corvette, don't piss me off" To which I'd answer "I'm a butcher. I can walk around with hacked up meat in my hands and blood in my hair and nobody would look twice. If you really love your tongue. Don't piss me off?

Then I throw ol' crazy lady here in the fart sack and fuck her until she sees God.

Disclaimor....These are trained professionals. Do not attempt any of these actions at home. Dismemberment could result.

Kenzie Madison is really throwing down some ass on that fucker. One wrong move and she will drive his cock down backwards and out his ass. Yeah. This asshole will fuck himself by proxy.

Another ugly scenario would be a snap sound. That's right. She snapped his dick off. ...I'd laugh....Ok! Let's watch and see how out hero navigates these dangerous shoals.

r/AshleyAlban, she's known for her ass. here she's walking on a treadmill.

Big ass and curves all over the fuck. This one will keep you warm in the winter. Not to mention, with thick, sturdy thighs like that, she could pull a plow. So, you could fuck her like an axe murderer and then go clear some land. Just saying,

We got a useful woman here. When you're ready for hunting season and you're itching to try out your new rifle. You can have her do what she's practicing right here.

She can walk naked past the windows so the other men in the neighborhood can get a good look. In the mean time you're upstairs with the barrel of that shiny new 30.06 out the window. Those cocksuckers will come sniffing around . Now you can see how that rifle works.

We got a useful woman here. When you're ready for hunting season and you're itching to try out your new rifle. You can have her do what she's practicing right here.

She can walk naked past the windows so the other men in the neighborhood can get a good look. In the mean time you're upstairs with the barrel of that shiny new 30.06 out the window. Those cocksuckers will come sniffing around . Now you can see how that rifle works.