Mara Swan is one of the most impressive fuckers in the amateur/almost famous class of internet pussy providers. She made/makes homemade porn but her video quality and production skills are getting very good. Her videos are under the name Made In Canarias
A trophy pussy for any cunt hunter. One that could be relived for many years to come.
Years of bragging to anyone who would listen.
Years of watching reruns of the video you captured on your hidden cam.
Years of going over the play by play while wondering if you could have done anything better.
Years of wondering how the fuck you scored that young snizz to start with.
And yes, catching youself smelling your fingers 5 years later even though you probably washed them at least once.
Who cares? Right? The main thing is that you pulled out your trusty cock and made the kill. . . . that makes you a winner. Now slam 6 beers and give yourself a pat on the back. That was some great pussy dude.
Hope Howell gets the most valuable lesson this wise teacher could give. Teacher... If I have an 8 inch pipe and I bury 7 3/4 inches of it. How much is sticking out? Hope......1/4 inch? Teacher.....Wrong! Nothing is left sticking out because I'm going to slam the whole fucking thing in there. How do like me now?
Hazel Grace is in my opinion the hottest performer in the adult film industry. In fact, at the moment, I can't think of any other pornstar that's sexier. Even when I think back through porn's history, I still draw a blank.
I started to ask myself, what lengths would I go to in order to mount this trophy pussy. I have compiled a list of unspeakable acts that I would consider in order to bag the Princess of Poon.
1) Accept an invitation to a slumber party at O.J. Simpson's then drink until I passed out.
2) Shave my head with a cheese grater while chewing on aluminum foil.
3) Put my nuts on an anvil and hand out sledge hammers.
4) Stick an empty Coke bottle full of angry hornets up my ass.
5)Â Have rough sex with a bear.
6) Cut my toenails with a chainsaw
7) Lather up my balls with bacon grease and run naked through the Lion enclosure at the zoo.
8) Stick my ass in a blast furnace while having my balls sandblasted.
 9) Go to Mexico, eat raw fruit. drink the water and buy tacos fom a vendor with dirty hands.
10) Eat a meal that was recovered from an autopsy.
11) Fuck Whoopee Goldberg ...... (Not sure I could go through with this one.)
12) Kick an angry Kodiak Grizzly Bear in the nuts.
There you have it. These stunts would likely render me unable to perform but fuck it. In the event I survive and am able to maintain a meaningful erection. I will be knocking the dust off of Hazel Grace's pussy. I have a pile of Hazel Grace's photos here at pimpandhost,com Image Galleries Best Of Porn Pics