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From Brazzers, Doctor Adventures, Kelsi Monroe and Sean Lawless in " Dick Reduction"

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Kelsi Monroe, ripped pantyhos taking a fucking.
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Kelly Skyline always ranks at the top of my hottest chicks ever in the adult film industry. There are very few at her level. At the moment Robyn Truelove is the only one that comes to mind.

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Natalie Vegas,She;s one of the hottest women that I've ever seen in porn. As far as I know she's either retired, quit or is inactive. She only did a few senes. It's too bad. She's so fine I'd really like to have seen more.


Every so often for the past 5 years or so, I do a check to see if I can find anything from her that I haven't see, So far nothing.

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What a little piece of pussy.

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Go Natalie. Save a piece for me.

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Brenda Gondacki, What can I say? She's a hot one. Whenever I run across a very hot babe that I'm not fucking, I always think the same thing. Somebody's fucking her..... I wonder if he's a dorky fucker. Almost every one that I knew (that I wasn't fucking)  had a dork for a boyfriend. And they even tell you that.
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When you get a girlfriend that's a 10, you hold her in high esteem. That is, until she farts. You then drop her down from a 10 to a 9. You realize that she has flaws. Later she will become confortable enough to take a shit while you're shaving. That takes away 2 points. If she's really rotten you subtract 3 points. Now, that 10 that you started dating......well now she's a 6.


She eventually will start complaining about trivial shit. . . . . ALL THE TIME.  You must deduct 1 point for this. She will for sure never be satisfied and will find fault with everything that you do. For this you must take 2 points from her hotness score. (continued)

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You can look forward to and count on walking through the door after a long work shift and having her point out to you, what you are not doing enough of,  what you're doing too much of and what you're not doing at all.


For this you must subtract 2 points. It really should be three but she only has three left. Now, what was once a 10 is a fucking 1. You don't want a 1 for a girlfriend so it's time to move on.

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With that in mind ol' Brenda here is a 10 who will quickly move down through the ranks of hotness until she's a 1. Then do it all over again. Maybe that's why they have dorks for boyfriends.

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Kissa Sins is the wife of porn legend Johnny Sins. .....Know your porn trivia. .....It might get you some skull if you run into a pornstar,..... but proably not.

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Kissa Sins I would have to assume is an outstanding performer in the sack. Johnny Sins married her. He's slapped around a lot of pussy. Once again I'm going to stick my ass out the window here and assume he knows great pussy from good pussy.


She must have fucked him like an axe murderer to stand out from the others. Well done Kissa.

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Kissa Sins, I love the faces she makes. You'd swear this guy had 2 feet of dick and it's as big around as a coffee can.
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I've often wondered. When a man and his wife are out somewhere and they run across a pornstar. Does he say something? Like. hey I know you. You're Kissa Sins. He's kinda fucked if he does because his wife will surely ask him 'Who was that?" He'd say "Why that was pornstar Kissa Sins." in effect admitting that he'd been watching porn when he's in the man cave.


If he does that she will make his life a hellish fucking nighmare for the next 30 years or until A) He finally can take no more of her sick games and strangles her with the E string from his guitar. Or B) After spending all of his money and torching his car, he fashions a noose and hangs himself.

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It's a little known fact that Spank The Butcher and porn legend Johnny Sins go way back.


Here's a picture of our last trip to France. He was so drunk he shit in the bathtub at our hotel. When he passed out I stuffed $10.00 worth of quarters up his ass. When he woke up he came running out of the bathroom screaming "We rich, we're rich" He thought he could shit quarters for the rest of his life.

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Spank The Butcher with legendary pornstar Johnny Sins The trail of drunkeness and destruction they left behind them has earned these two a 10 year ban from France.


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