Brenda Gondacki, What can I say? She's a hot one. Whenever I run across a very hot babe that I'm not fucking, I always think the same thing. Somebody's fucking her..... I wonder if he's a dorky fucker. Almost every one that I knew (that I wasn't fucking)Â had a dork for a boyfriend. And they even tell you that.
When you get a girlfriend that's a 10, you hold her in high esteem. That is, until she farts. You then drop her down from a 10 to a 9. You realize that she has flaws. Later she will become confortable enough to take a shit while you're shaving. That takes away 2 points. If she's really rotten you subtract 3 points. Now, that 10 that you started dating......well now she's a 6.
She eventually will start complaining about trivial shit. . . . . ALL THE TIME. You must deduct 1 point for this. She will for sure never be satisfied and will find fault with everything that you do. For this you must take 2 points from her hotness score. (continued)
You can look forward to and count on walking through the door after a long work shift and having her point out to you, what you are not doing enough of, what you're doing too much of and what you're not doing at all.
For this you must subtract 2 points. It really should be three but she only has three left. Now, what was once a 10 is a fucking 1. You don't want a 1 for a girlfriend so it's time to move on.
With that in mind ol' Brenda here is a 10 who will quickly move down through the ranks of hotness until she's a 1. Then do it all over again. Maybe that's why they have dorks for boyfriends.
Big ass and curves all over the fuck. This one will keep you warm in the winter. Not to mention, with thick, sturdy thighs like that, she could pull a plow. So, you could fuck her like an axe murderer and then go clear some land. Just saying,
With tits that big, this one can provide shade in the summer. So, you can fuck her like you hate her. Then sit in the cool shade under those tits and take a nap.
She's quite a busy, little beaver. It looks like with this one you can take her to the sack. Perform unspeakable acts on her. Then she'll go out and buy you some beer, come back and clean you house and decorate the Christmas tree. You remember how much you hate decorating that son of a bitch.
We got a useful woman here. When you're ready for hunting season and you're itching to try out your new rifle. You can have her do what she's practicing right here.
She can walk naked past the windows so the other men in the neighborhood can get a good look. In the mean time you're upstairs with the barrel of that shiny new 30.06 out the window. Those cocksuckers will come sniffing around . Now you can see how that rifle works.
We got a useful woman here. When you're ready for hunting season and you're itching to try out your new rifle. You can have her do what she's practicing right here.
She can walk naked past the windows so the other men in the neighborhood can get a good look. In the mean time you're upstairs with the barrel of that shiny new 30.06 out the window. Those cocksuckers will come sniffing around . Now you can see how that rifle works.
A delightful example of some steaming, hot pussy that should be fucked without remorse, without conscience and without mercy. Good day.
