She's a trophy piece of ass. That's a sight any man would be happy to see when he walked in the room.

That's like catching a record fish or taking some big game world record. You'd bang a lot of pussy to find one like that......

Or like getting a hole in one in golf. Many pro golfers never get one in a lifetime even though they play all the time. Once you had your dick in a prize this one should get pictures.

You'll fondly remember fucking her the rest of your life but when you try to brag to friends and family, you better have some pictures. Preferably with her passed out and you getting a selfie with your face up close to the prized kill. Then you'll have some street cred.

Sure there'll always be that one friend who will cry out "photoshopped" but fuck him. You brought down the highest value trophy pussy in the wild. So when he says that, make a fist, reach for Kansas City and drop the cocksucker where he stands. He will now believe you beause no man would defend his bullshit story with a knockout punch.

The big problem with taking a trophy is that you can't tell by looking at them what that coochie is going to look like. I've had some knockout babes that didn't have knockout pussies. It sucks.

Every woman should by law have to keep a valid (and current) picture of their pussy on them at all times. They must provide it upon request. That would save them and men a lot of time. Noo, now that I think about it. That would ruin the fun of the big game trophy pussy hunt.

A few from Vanessa. I have several hundred images from her. I'll post a couple more of her soon. Almost every picture of her is post worthy so I;ll post more.

I've always thought of Vanessa as one of the greatest pornstars ever. She never got the recognition that she should have. No AVN awards even though she's far better than those who win.

She shines in every scene she's been in over the years. She somehow manages to pull it off even with horrible film crews, incompetant directors and useless producers. With all of that stacked against her she still finds a way.

Watching her is fun. I've watched a few of her scenes that were horrible. I sat and waited, I wondered where she would find a small window and bring the scene to life.

Then she did it, with a minute and a half left of the scene she turned a shitty waste of time flick into a make sure you watch the last 2 minutes it makes up for the shit parts flick. Even when the crews seem to be purposely ruining the filming she couldn't be stopped.

 I'm glad that I got the chance to tell her that a couple years ago. I followed her on twitter and I posted some GIFs of her. She messaged me to ask if I would make a couple from parts that she wanted. I said of course. Then i told her. She cried, nobody ever complimented her on any performance or anything else I guess. She didn't even know how fucking good she really is. That's very sad.

The cops arrive and do their silly little professional wrestling voices lol. (I always respond with the same voice)

Them: Sir? Do you know why we're here?

Me: Because I'm black?

Them: Sir, you're white.

Them: It is sir. What's the problem?

Me: I'm just too damned good. There ought to be a law against magnificent pagan beasts like me but there isn't so you gentlemen have a good night.

Rose was so in the mood for a fuck that she was one step away from going down to the homeless shelter and finding some down and out guy to bring home to fuck. Lucily she caught the eye of her neighbor who was overcome at the sight of her in her shorts and knee socks.