This guy needed more schoolgirl in his diet.
If I ever got her in the sack the pounding would be so primal and passion fueled that the neighbors would think I was killing somebody..
They'd either be too scared to call the cops because I'd come for them next (and I would) or they'd call and hilarity would ensue, , , cont.
The cops arrive and do their silly little professional wrestling voices lol. (I always respond with the same voice)
Them: Sir? Do you know why we're here?
Me: Because I'm black?
Them: Sir, you're white.
Me: Then I don't know. Is it because crazy lady is screaming in there?
Them: It is sir. What's the problem?
Me: I'm just too damned good. There ought to be a law against magnificent pagan beasts like me but there isn't so you gentlemen have a good night.
The pussy parade starts with this beautifully sculpted gem. Slightly puffy, very tight appearance. I'm going to say this fine specimen has only been fucked by small dicks.
2nd up. This micro slot, innie masterpiece has beautiful lines and a hot, pinkish tone. This little slit could be fully covered using dental floss for a bikini.
3rd in line is this stunnung display of sexy flesh. My! She's taken really good care of her pussy. Never out in the sun at high noon, never caught in driving rain. Top care has been taken and it shows.
4th the event is this photogenic little treasure. Just a hint of chubby and a whole lot of boner inducing magic.
5th and final is this highly coveted work of art. Men would come from mile around to have a shot at poking this majestic jewel. I'm guessing the first guy to blow a sloppy load in this gash, will try to marry her.
This guy was so excited about getting her fat, little ass that he was going to really smack that ass around. This sly teen turned the tables on her would be assailant and gave him a nut bruising rough ride.
If I was fucking her, that's all that I would do the entire weekend. I can see it now.
(Her) What are we going to do this weekend?
(Me) Fuck. We will be fucking this weekend. I don't even plan to get dressed. All weekend, all fucking.
(Her) Ok! But I wanted to go horseback riding.
 (Me) You'll have to call those horses and tell them that you won't be able to ride them this weekend because you'll be riding me. I'm sure they'll understand.
(Her) Well Ok, will you sign up for couples yoga class with me?
 (Me) Sure...If they don't mind fucking in class.
